IDontWantMyImaginaryDaughterGoingOutWithThisGuy.

It’s in Bill Y’s nature to make you a better person so today I’m going to make you a better person. This one is for the Writers out there who write with words. Just as […]

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To have or not to have, that is the question.

Just as there are defining moments in the life of those who matter, there are defining moments in the life of a Mocker too. To those who matter, finding a soul mate, buying a house […]

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Why do you constantly have to label things?

If you had two stories to tell me and one was about how much money you don’t make and the other was about a recurring dream where Bill Murray wakes up each morning and still […]

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I’m not going to lie, I don’t even know what an Arts Degree is but I’m willing to bet, you can download one from the internet.

Okay, let’s alienate some people, shall we? Someone, somewhere is going to say ‘Wait a minute, my Arts Degree is worth more than the email from the Online College that sent it to me” and […]

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Unicorn Bites 11/5/13

Women admit they can synch up their periods but still claim they don’t practice witchcraft. You can’t have it both ways, ladies. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 5, 2013 Short hair on a […]

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Thirsty Dave becomes a model citizen

Just like Bon Jovi dressed as Nuns, covering a Bieber song in a fundraiser to raise awareness for the intelligence of Paris Hilton, I thought this would never happen. Thirsty Dave can best be described […]

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Be right back.

We all remember what we were doing on the day that I announced to the world that I was starting the world’s first Bon Jovi Unfan Club. Such a happy time in the lives of […]

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Hand-made

With Valentines Day fast approaching, I’ve been wondering what to get that special someone in my life but for a change, I’m not going to buy myself something. Instead I will do something original for […]

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