It’s in Bill Y’s nature to make you a better person so today I’m going to make you a better person. This one is for the Writers out there who write with words. Just as the Musician paints sculptures of ice, I have no idea what I’m talking about. To the single people who are thinking of joining a dating website, here’s the words you should use to create your profile:
That guy watches too much cable TV.
Don’t cha just wanna know if anyone contacted him?
Yup, someone this honest won’t last long.
Believe it or not, the dating site asked him to change his profile!
I have to say, he is quite the catch. I would think he has a large following wherever he goes!
I’m not sure about a large following but I wouldn’t be too surprised if he followed quite a lot!
He seems very focused!
There’s definitely a unified theme running through his profile alright!
Why are all the hottest men straight?
With all he has going for him, I can’t see him remaining single for too long.