I gaze longingly at the before and after photos in the home makeover articles wishing my house looked as nice as the before shots.
After some exhaustive investigating, I’ve uncovered a lie.
I took Jill Y on a romantic getaway to the shops to get some shoes. It was a special day that she’ll never forget. I woke her up early and told her that I didn’t […]
Just like Bon Jovi dressed as Nuns, covering a Bieber song in a fundraiser to raise awareness for the intelligence of Paris Hilton, I thought this would never happen. Thirsty Dave can best be described […]
Advertisements are made for gullible people like me and other gullible people. If you package it correctly and make it shiny, I’ll buy it. I’m a sucker for those Before and After ads that sell […]
Jill Y is one of those sickening people who always eats the right food, always gets the right amount of exercise and always knows how to spell ‘Unilateral Hydronephrosis’. She’s a health conscious aficionado who […]
I’ve heard a number of people say that Christmas time is a happy time so I took the initiative and asked Jill Y if she would like to try something different and make me happy. […]