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This is not true. I’m actually a nice guy.

I took Jill Y on a romantic getaway to the shops to get some shoes. It was a special day that she’ll never forget. I woke her up early and told her that I didn’t want bacon with my 2nd breakfast because I already had some when I was making my first. After she cooked and cleaned, it was time to head to the shops and let her use her credit card. While she looked at shoes I bumped into my ex and we decided to have some photographs taken. They came out really well but my spidey senses kicked in and for reasons of massive obviousness, I worked some Photoshop magic for the sake of my relationship:

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Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!

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10 Responses to This is not true. I’m actually a nice guy.

  1. July 17, 2013 at 3:53 am

    C’mon, we all know that the Hulkster is really your ex.

    • Bill Y Ledden
      July 17, 2013 at 12:43 pm

      Damn you Photoshop, you were supposed to hide that!

  2. July 16, 2013 at 5:29 pm

    Men in headbands. Irresistible.

    • Bill Y Ledden
      July 17, 2013 at 12:44 pm

      That’s why we have dozens of them in our wardrobe.

  3. July 16, 2013 at 10:01 am

    Photoshop is so useful!

    • Bill Y Ledden
      July 16, 2013 at 12:02 pm

      It’s lifesaver!

  4. Kathy Minicozzi
    July 16, 2013 at 9:20 am

    Tee hee! You are evil!

    • Bill Y Ledden
      July 16, 2013 at 12:01 pm

      i’ve been called quite a lot worse things than that today!

  5. July 16, 2013 at 8:02 am

    You are a tricky devil aren’t you? I would never be suspicious over this! 🙂

    • Bill Y Ledden
      July 16, 2013 at 12:01 pm

      I don’t think Mrs. Hogan was too impressed when she seen the pics!



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