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Cow Falls On Man

July 15, 2013
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A man in Brazil died after a cow fell on him. Turns out all those health nuts are right. Too much red meat really can kill you.

Mario Turchiarolo

Mario Turchiarolo is a film/TV/and comic book writer. He’s also a foodie who loves to cook and eat. Check out his food blog The Bite at http://the-biteblog.blogspot.com.

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10 Responses to Cow Falls On Man

  1. July 16, 2013 at 5:28 pm

    Donna’s onto something here. I think the fish farmers are behind it.

    • July 17, 2013 at 3:43 am

      They’re in cahoots with the Chick-Fil-A cows.

  2. July 16, 2013 at 10:27 am

    Eat Mor Chikin!

    • July 17, 2013 at 3:42 am

      Yep I bet those Chick-Fil-A cows are behind the whole damn thing!

  3. July 16, 2013 at 8:03 am

    This seems pre-meditated to me. I think we will have to investigate further! It was probably planned so people will gravitate to eating fish and chicken more.

    • Kathy Minicozzi
      July 16, 2013 at 9:21 am

      True. You won’t die if a salmon falls on you.

      • Bill Y Ledden
        July 16, 2013 at 12:23 pm

        You will if the salmon is inside the cow!

        • Kathy Minicozzi
          July 16, 2013 at 1:57 pm

          Surf and turf, right?

      • July 17, 2013 at 3:41 am

        Unless you’re allergic to salmon.

    • July 17, 2013 at 3:41 am

      The weirdest thing is the cow fell through his roof! I guess he didn’t make it when he tried to jump over the moon.



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