I have no sympathy for you, Useless Man. If you’re gonna put on clothes, you’re gonna draw attention to yourself…
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Gardener? For What?
Last summer, my wife asked if I thought we needed a gardener to maintain our front and back yards. My answer was a big “No!” My dad took care of his yard work. My grandfather […]
Life is like lots of jelly beans
With the country becoming more divided by politics, hot-button issues are popping up everywhere. In fact, anything can be a hot-button issue. Even the Easter holiday comes with its own touchy topics. To eat jelly […]
Winter brrr-becue for the brrr-ds
It was January. And what a perfect time to be outside in the sun. My wife, our 11-year-old boy and I went on a morning hike. In Southern California, you can do that. Still, my […]
Nobody gets to drive this but me
I don’t like house chores at all, but my wife and I recently bought a new vacuum and I’ve since changed my attitude about carpet-cleaning duties. Let me break down the model we bought. First […]
Please, for the sake of the children and the sake of the grown-ups, NEVER look at this.
Man will do anything for bacon. It’s Science. Not a lot of people know that Darth Vader was a sensitive, caring type until the want for bacon kicked in and this is why he created […]
The best hiding place is the place they are least likely to look in.
Allow yourself to ask yourself a question. Not just any old question about special fried rice disease but a specific question about where you would hide drugs on your person, if you were a man […]
Are any of you truly seeking the truth?
How many of us can truly put our hand where our heart is supposed to be and say that we have thought about the man throwing away the trash? Who here among us can claim […]