How many times has this happened to you? You’re at a lecture in college. You barely care about the subject, but you vow to endure the professor’s monotonic delivery. Will he ever stop? Many years later, you wonder if he ever did. Maybe you spontaneously teleported away while in a deep stupor. My gosh, how he droned droned on.
We need a word for this sort of man.
And now there is:
TODAY’S AWESOME PHRASE
Droney Man
Awesome entry #52
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

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I like Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary.
After the day I have had, I want to end speech.
I vow to be the polar opposite of a Drowney Man.