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Cleaning Tips You Can Use and Eat Too!

September 14, 2018
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Cleaning News You Can Eat!

          Does all the gloom and doom of the news get you down? Well, cheer up! Here’s household news you can use … and eat too! It’s all thanks to this…

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Side-By-Side Comparison of the Roomba vs. the Timba

June 26, 2018
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Recently I ordered one of those cool robot vacuums called a Roomba. It’s pretty amazing. It will quietly clean an entire floor while only mildly terrorizing the cats. And when it’s all done, it returns…

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Launch Day for Sweep Her Off Her Fee: Seriously, Dude, Clean Up Your Place! from Author Jamie Reidy

May 22, 2018
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HOPress-Shorehouse Books is proud to announce that today is launch day for the very funny Jamie Reidy and his newest book Sweep Her Off Her Feet: Seriously, Dude, Clean Up Your Place!  Last we visited…

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Deep cleaning: is that even a thing?

April 17, 2017
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Our son, James, has shown some disturbing qualities, and I blame my husband, Patrick, who has been his stepfather since 1991. Let me explain. The other day we were talking with James, and he mentioned…

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Nobody gets to drive this but me

September 16, 2016
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I don’t like house chores at all, but my wife and I recently bought a new vacuum and I’ve since changed my attitude about carpet-cleaning duties. Let me break down the model we bought. First…

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Warning

March 31, 2016
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Dear Toilet: You know how much I hate mopping floors. If you even HINT that you are going to overflow again and flood my bathroom floor and the adjacent hallway, I will not only rip…

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A Fun Fact

July 9, 2014
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Lisa NewlinLisa is a humor writer who plays an unconvincing lawyer in year life. She prefers dogs to most people, and food over most everything. Her blog, http://lisanewlin.com will make you feel better about your…

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Keeping It Real

Keeping It Real

I bumped into an ex-girlfriend and we had a laugh, reminiscing about the surreal old days. I asked if she wanted to grab a coffee and she picked up her phone and logged on to…

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Unicorn Bites 2/16/14

February 16, 2014
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Unicorn Bites 2/16/14

Wife: *cleans like crazy* Me: Calm down. It’s my mom coming over, not the pope. *my mom walks in with the pope* Wife: Mother fucker… — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 16, 2014 My 1-year-old figured…

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I NEED A WHAT?

February 1, 2014
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I NEED A WHAT?

A colonoscopy. The scary “C” word. Something I have been putting off for awhile.  This is what you get for your birthday once you hit fifty. “Hey, happy birthday! Here’s your present—a gift wrapped colonoscopy!”…

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