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Launch Day for Sweep Her Off Her Fee: Seriously, Dude, Clean Up Your Place! from Author Jamie Reidy

May 22, 2018
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HOPress-Shorehouse Books is proud to announce that today is launch day for the very funny Jamie Reidy and his newest book Sweep Her Off Her Feet: Seriously, Dude, Clean Up Your Place!  Last we visited…

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Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" LeddenI can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!More Posts - Twitter

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How To Raise A Family Of Women

March 31, 2015
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I’m completely screwed. I have three daughters. Besides the obvious joy that statement brings, it also means several other things: I have no hair, I’m never right, there will be three colleges, three weddings, and…

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You’ll Die. Period.

April 10, 2014
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You’ll Die. Period.

This is the true story of a very heartwarming moment I had with my dad when I was twelve. He doesn’t like me to tell this story because he doesn’t want it revealed to the…

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The Reluctant Homemaker

March 12, 2014
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The Reluctant Homemaker

My Mom and my Grandma made valiant attempts to domesticate me when I was a kid back in the 50s and early 60s. They were worried because I was a tomboy. I was not above…

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HumorOutcasts Radio with Deb Martin-Webster and Ellen Wilson

December 5, 2013
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HumorOutcasts Radio with Deb Martin-Webster and Ellen Wilson

We had a really fun show last night with Deb Martin-Webster and URBN Press’ Ellen Wilson stopped by as well.  Who knew she was as crazy as us!  Anyway, this was a totally entertaining show…

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Unicorn Bites 11/22/13

November 22, 2013
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Unicorn Bites 11/22/13

Me: "Am I pretty?" 3-year-old daughter: "Boys aren’t pretty. They’re handsome." Me: "Am I handsome?" 3-year-old: "No." — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) November 22, 2013 Turning on a guy is like flipping a light switch. Turning…

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Disney v Internet Porn

Disney v Internet Porn

Delaney was right to blame Disney for her high expectations of boys. Thanks to Disney, she expected boys to be the male equivalent of Justin Bieber when in reality, there is no male equivalent of…

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Horror Meets Humor Week on HO: Live Girls

October 29, 2012
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Horror Meets Humor Week on HO: Live Girls

In this scene, protagonist Davey Owen has sneaked into the basement beneath Live Girls, a peepshow in Times Square run by beautiful, deadly vampires. …   He began kicking his legs to push himself against…

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An Easy Bake Love Affair

July 13, 2012
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When I was in third grade, all I wanted for my birthday was the Deluxe Betty Crocker Easy Bake Oven. I dreamed of owning it and cooking largesse meals for David Cassidy while the rest…

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