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The Horror Returns- Trump 2- The Sequel!!!

October 25, 2021October 25, 2021 rfreed

  The Horror Returns- Trump 2- The Sequel!!!There was a great rumbling, a stirring in the Great South Florida swamplands. It was the awakening of a Great Evil, of a primordial ooze, a misanthropic disease, […]

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Fictionbloodlust, horror, humor, Thing, Trump, Vampires

Another Humor Meets Horror Entry – U.S. Gastronomical Travel Guide For The Gourmet Zombie

October 25, 2018October 25, 2018 rfreed

Fans of brains everywhere, rejoice! Here is the first in-print guide to fine brain dining wherever you may be in the US. Our ghoulish researchers have spent many dark, moonlit nights partaking of the cuisine […]

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4 CommentsFictionfunny, horror, humor meets horror, RFreed, Scary, unites states, zombies

Life-threatening volcano and ‘Death Cruise’ fun for whole family

August 3, 2018 Michael Picarella

By Togo Ornottogo Staff Trav-Hell Writer MONSTER ISLAND—Nightmarish works from your mind and everyone else’s minds are now on display in the Hole of Nightmares at the peak of Monster Mountain, the mightiest volcano of […]

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Fiction#MonsterRevolution, funny, Halloween, horror, humor, monsters, Travel, Vacation

SPARKS BRIEF: Screams From The White House [Spoiler Alert!]

October 27, 2017 Vince G. Sparks

Los Angeles, CA— John Carpenter, creator of the Halloween film franchise, announced yesterday he will direct a new horror film titled Halloween DC. A representative from Miramax films told a Sparks Brief reporter the new […]

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2 CommentsSparks Brief#humoroutcast.com, Halloween, Hollywood, horror, movies, politics, satire

The Birthday Party

October 25, 2017October 25, 2017 Kathy Minicozzi

This is the latest contribution for “Humor Meets Horror” Month on Humoroutcasts.com. This story is from Kathy Minicozzi Dear Sister Hilda: I am submitting this for the English assignment you gave us, to write a […]

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12 CommentsFictionhaunted houses, horror, humor meets horror, humoroutcasts, Kathy Minicozzi

Bed sheet ghost likes red sheets most

September 29, 2017 Michael Picarella

By The Lunchbox Ghost Staff Out-To-Lunch Writer BLACK LAGOON — A bed sheet ghost out haunting last night in the Stench Quarter was caught in a red sheet, not a white one, and the ghost […]

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2 CommentsGood Clean FunChoice, election, equality, Freedom, ghosts, Halloween, horror, humor, monsters

Two-Headed Lion’s Head Inn being used for good, not evil

August 19, 2017 Michael Picarella

By The Invisible Man Contributor to the JLP MAD SCIENCE DISTRICT — The rooms in the Two-Headed Lion’s Head Inn are meant for mad scientists to conduct work of terror. According to sources, however, some […]

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Good Clean Funevil, funny, Good, H.G. Welles, Halloween, horror, humor, invisible man, mad science, monsters, Terror

Humor Meets Horror — BARTLEY’S GUESTS

October 5, 2016 Kathy Minicozzi

His name was Bartley Crowfield. He was working late. He was a scientist working on a machine that would simultaneously induce a coma, feed the patient, give him a foot massage, perform Reiki and give […]

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6 CommentsFictionfunny horror stories, funny stories, Funny Zombies, ghosts, horror, humor, Kathy Minicozzi, Vampires, Werewolf, zombies

Is it wrong to swear when baking for church pie sale?

July 4, 2016July 5, 2016 Molly Stevens

For our annual church pie sale, I usually keep it simple and use convenient pie crusts that unfold from a box, loading them with sweet, stress-free fillings. But one lovely summer evening after a satisfying day […]

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8 CommentsGood Clean Funchurch pie sale, horror, lemon meringue, Molly Stevens, Shallow Reflections, swearing

Funhouse

October 14, 2015October 14, 2015 Donna Cavanagh

This is our second selection for Humor Meets Horror Week.  We are honored and thrilled to have J.A. Crook on HO this month!  Mirrors met mirrors in an illusory replication that exiled reality and surrounded […]

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2 CommentsFictionCarnival music, devouring, Funhouse, Halloween, horror, humor meets horror month, humoroutcasts, illusion, J.A. Crook, mirrors, snarling

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