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Here’s Swearing At You, Kid!

October 28, 2016October 28, 2016 Roz Warren

After graciously coping with a library patron who began screaming at me when I told him there was a fine on his card, I logged onto my favorite Librarian Facebook hangout and asked: Have you […]

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11 CommentsEveryday Lifelibrary, library humor, profanity, swearing

Is it wrong to swear when baking for church pie sale?

July 4, 2016July 5, 2016 Molly Stevens

For our annual church pie sale, I usually keep it simple and use convenient pie crusts that unfold from a box, loading them with sweet, stress-free fillings. But one lovely summer evening after a satisfying day […]

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8 CommentsGood Clean Funchurch pie sale, horror, lemon meringue, Molly Stevens, Shallow Reflections, swearing

Does Anyone LIKE Comcast? or I Miss Old TV……

September 17, 2015September 17, 2015 cathy sikorski

I am so ashamed. Yesterday, I said “F$%^@ YOU! to Comcast. Of course, I’ve wanted to say that to Comcast on many, many, many occasions. But I have controlled myself. I’ve acted like a mature, […]

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10 CommentsFictionbills, Car 54, comcast, customer service, Phone Company, swearing

Confessions of a Cursing Librarian

August 10, 2015August 10, 2015 Roz Warren

I recently strained a tendon in my foot, which made walking extremely painful. My podiatrist suggested a cortisone shot. “This will hurt,“ he warned, as he angled a gigantic needle toward my foot, “but I […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Lifecursing, cursing librarians, librarian, librarians, podiatry, profanity, swear words, swearing

Unicorn Bites 1/30/14

January 30, 2014January 31, 2014 James Breakwell

2 inches of snow forced kids in Atlanta to spend the night at school. Canadians have a word for that much snow. It’s “summer.” — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 30, 2014 Boss: Stop swearing at […]

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayathletes, Canadian, classes, college, elves, funny, getting ready, husbands, kids, snow, swearing, umor, University of North Carolina, wives

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