Seems Legit

Okay, so I’m not really in Russia or at the Olympics. I’m camped out on my couch eating a bag of Doritos, looking at a big pile of snow that’s so high it would scare […]
2 inches of snow forced kids in Atlanta to spend the night at school. Canadians have a word for that much snow. It’s “summer.” — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 30, 2014 Boss: Stop swearing at […]
Jay Leno has a band that introduces him. David Letterman does as well. So I deserve a little opening theme music as well. We all do, just because. So while I march onto the stage […]