According to North Korea, North Korea won the most medals at the Olympic Games.
Okay, so I’m not really in Russia or at the Olympics. I’m camped out on my couch eating a bag of Doritos, looking at a big pile of snow that’s so high it would scare […]
2 inches of snow forced kids in Atlanta to spend the night at school. Canadians have a word for that much snow. It’s “summer.” — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 30, 2014 Boss: Stop swearing at […]
Jay Leno has a band that introduces him. David Letterman does as well. So I deserve a little opening theme music as well. We all do, just because. So while I march onto the stage […]