The Place to Take a Humor Break
(These aren’t really Olympic sized thoughts–just small thoughts on the Olympics which, possibly, I wrote eight years ago. The thoughts, not the Olympics.) Probably the only downhill sport I’d have a chance of making […]
Beijing- Feb. 2022 BS News Service- Yet another contingent of Olympic Athletes have succumbed to alimentary ailments from the Officially Sponsored food at the Winter Olympics. The number of accidents from falls, collisions, getting toes […]
I won’t dwell on the problems with getting the Sochi Winter Olympics ready in Russia, mostly because I waited a whole extra year to make fun of the next Summer Olympics. Instead, let’s look at […]
(These aren’t really Olympic sized thoughts–just small thoughts on the Olympics.) It was nice that benevolent dictator Kim Jong-un let his cheerleaders out of the country to attend the Olympics, along with his sister. […]
Dear U.S. Olympic Ski Team: Congratulations on an outstanding Winter Olympics in PyeongChang, South Korea. And hey, that 22-year-old Mikaela Shiffrin was impressive on the giant slalom. Well done. I just have one minor complaint […]
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK I kept hearing about some disaster that was going to happen in a place called Sochi this winter. Something about gay terrorists with torches attacking bad hotels during a heat […]
Okay, so I’m not really in Russia or at the Olympics. I’m camped out on my couch eating a bag of Doritos, looking at a big pile of snow that’s so high it would scare […]
This happened before. Lindsey was hurting and used cheese to recoup. Tiger can afford cheese, can’t he? Here’s my previous story: To Heal, Skier Vonn Chooses Cheese U.S. Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn is […]