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Olympics 2022- The Sport Won’t Cripple You; The Food Will

February 16, 2022February 16, 2022 rfreed

Beijing- Feb. 2022 BS News Service- Yet another contingent of Olympic Athletes have succumbed to alimentary ailments from the Officially Sponsored food at the Winter Olympics. The number of accidents from falls, collisions, getting toes […]

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Bloomberg Declared War on Soft Drinks, but Still Loved Donuts

June 1, 2021May 31, 2021 Mark R Hunter

I don’t talk much about politics, but just to show I’ve always paid attention, I uncovered this piece from way back in 2012. I think you’ll find me on the cutting edge of activism: Now […]

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Wisdom for Dummies

August 13, 2020August 13, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

When I order oatmeal and skim milk, I always hope the waitress will mess up and give me steak and eggs, hash browns, a side of Belgian waffles, and a chocolate milk shake by mistake.

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