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Donuts … or Death

June 16, 2025June 8, 2025 Mark R Hunter

I don’t talk much about politics, but just to show I’ve always paid attention, I uncovered this piece from way back in 2012. I think you’ll find me on the cutting edge of activism:   […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Politicsbad foods, Bloomberg, cheap food, comfort food, donut, donuts, eating, independence, laws, Mayor Bloomberg, New York City

Bloomberg Declared War on Soft Drinks, but Still Loved Donuts

June 1, 2021May 31, 2021 Mark R Hunter

I don’t talk much about politics, but just to show I’ve always paid attention, I uncovered this piece from way back in 2012. I think you’ll find me on the cutting edge of activism: Now […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, LifestyleBloomberg, diets, food, Founding Fathers, history, junk food, Mayor Bloomberg, NYC, protests, smores, snacks, supersize

Supersize My Soft Drink

January 31, 2021January 31, 2021 Mark R Hunter

We complain a lot about politicians, usually with good reason. But it’s not exactly a new thing: recently I came across an article I saved from 2012, news that then-New York City Mayor Bloomberg wanted […]

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I Watched Sarah Palin’s CPAC Speech So You Don’t Have To

March 17, 2013March 17, 2013 Kara

“Hello. Jesus. The Constitution. The Military. Benghazi. Teleprompter. Sequester. 2nd Trimester. 2nd Amendment. Thank you.” Sadly, there’s more. Professional entertainer Sarah Palin’s walk-on music is a song called : “She Is A Mama Grizzly.” Yes, […]

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