Help! A Crumb Has Fallen Into My Brassiere and It Can’t Get Out!

Muffins, bread, bagels and Danish pastries are good. Crumbs are bad. Unfortunately, the good stuff contains the bad stuff. Some people can eat anything and never suffer falling crumbs, spots of marinara sauce on a […]

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A Life Changing Crisis: Cottage Cheese

Emergency Laughter

Every once in a while, something happens to you that changes the way you think, feel and eat for the rest of your life. My life-changing event took place when I worked for a private […]

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Unicorn Bites 9/21/13

Marriage: because it’s too much work to ruin your life all by yourself — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 21, 2013 I never run from my problems. I drive away from them because fuck […]

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