I am ready. I am able to dispense with stupendously bad advice only one date late because: 1) I had a spasm of productivity. 2) I am holding an ice-cold root beer. 3) I am […]
RESOLUTIONS HAIKU #1 I won’t eat any Lutefisk, mushrooms, and haggis No matter how tempted. RESOLUTIONS HAIKU #2 I hereby resolve Not to misplace my glasses More than once daily. – Paul R. De […]
This can happen anywhere you find a “free refills” soda fountain. We just happened to have this happen at an Arby’s and didn’t have the guts to click a pic of the person who we’re […]
My blog posts are sometimes my personal therapy outlet. This is one of them. I love Halloween but I’ve been carrying the emotional scars from trick or treating, for years, caused by an older lady in my childhood neighborhood. […]
Dear Lord, please do not punish me for eating a value pack of cookies and downing a liter of soda while I waited in the 10 or less isle. Reason: I had 12 items and […]
American Airlines blames soda-spilling passengers for loose seats. Hmm-what about soda servers, turbulence & oh yeah-taking responsibility?