Unicorn Bites 1/5/14
In my sex tape, my wife says, “Not tonight,” and then I play “Mario Kart” for two hours. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 5, 2014 Me: Please be quiet. I’m trying to hear […]
Tag: walk of shame
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please do not punish me for eating a value pack of cookies and downing a liter of soda while I waited in the 10 or less isle. Reason: I had 12 items and […]