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Friday Humor Devotional

September 6, 2013
10 items or less

Beware the 10 or less Po-Po are watching!

Dear Lord, please do not punish me for eating a value pack of cookies and downing a liter of soda while I waited in the 10 or less isle. Reason: I had 12 items and didn’t want to wait in the crowded family checkout lines. I think I’ve been punished enough for wolfing down cheap cola, a 2 lb. bag of store-brand Oreos and having a very unflattering security camera photo posted on the Habitual Line Buster’s Board of Shame, Amen.

Deb Martin-Webster

After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of contemporary western romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.

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2 Responses to Friday Humor Devotional

  1. Bill Y Ledden
    September 7, 2013 at 6:12 am

    I think you’ll be forgiven for this one Deborah. You used your initiative, reduced the amount of items you had and filled your stomach. Now if you had of only paid for 10 items, that would be a different story!

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      September 7, 2013 at 4:34 pm

      I tried eating the evidence of my crime but plastic cookie trays and soda bottles are so high in empty calories.

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