Friday Humor Devotional

10 items or less
Beware the 10 or less Po-Po are watching!

Dear Lord, please do not punish me for eating a value pack of cookies and downing a liter of soda while I waited in the 10 or less isle. Reason: I had 12 items and didn’t want to wait in the crowded family checkout lines. I think I’ve been punished enough for wolfing down cheap cola, a 2 lb. bag of store-brand Oreos and having a very unflattering security camera photo posted on the Habitual Line Buster’s Board of Shame, Amen.

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2 thoughts on “Friday Humor Devotional”

  1. I think you’ll be forgiven for this one Deborah. You used your initiative, reduced the amount of items you had and filled your stomach. Now if you had of only paid for 10 items, that would be a different story!

    1. I tried eating the evidence of my crime but plastic cookie trays and soda bottles are so high in empty calories.

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