Paris Hilton sat back on her dog and wondered why things didn’t add up. Like all great thinkers, she thought long and hard but the answer just wouldn’t come. She had done all the things she was supposed to do but just couldn’t understand Math. She done her hair, make-up, her dog’s hair and make-up and although they both looked well, she was no nearer to the answer than her dog was to freedom. I’m not one to stand by and watch a fellow human being suffer but we’re talking about Paris Hilton here so I let her stew in her own stupidity for a while. Then I sent her this picture. I sent it anonymously because I don’t want her to find and thank me:
