The Place to Take a Humor Break
Teen: You buy your clothes at prestigious boutiques Adult: You buy your clothes at the same place you buy your milk Teen: You purchase accessories for each outfit Adult: You figure your wedding ring […]
Whenever I see a sign that says, “300 days without an accident,” I don’t feel safe. I just wonder what the hell happened 300 days ago. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 18, 2013 […]
Paris Hilton sat back on her dog and wondered why things didn’t add up. Like all great thinkers, she thought long and hard but the answer just wouldn’t come. She had done all the things […]
I’m sure Ryan is reading this, as I’m sure he reads all of my writing. He doesn’t come out and say he likes what I write, but I know he’s reading. So Ryan, here are […]