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Shopping as a teen versus shopping as an adult

February 19, 2014 Lisa Newlin

Teen:  You buy your clothes at prestigious boutiques Adult: You buy your clothes at the same place you buy your milk   Teen: You purchase accessories for each outfit Adult: You figure your wedding ring […]

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