Tag: teen
Dad’s got a ticket to ride
I heard the best time to go to Disneyland is Super Bowl Sunday. That’s because no one goes on the unofficial national holiday, when even churches are closed. According to the Nielsen Company (a global […]
Oh Legless Lizard, Where Can You Hide?
I saw two strange headlines this week. The first, centered around a teen from Tennessee who hid a gun in her vagina. I am trying not to judge; I know times are tough. Maybe she […]
Shopping as a teen versus shopping as an adult
Teen: You buy your clothes at prestigious boutiques Adult: You buy your clothes at the same place you buy your milk Teen: You purchase accessories for each outfit Adult: You figure your wedding ring […]
AND YOU’RE OUT!
A California Little League coach has turned his volunteer job into a mega paying one. The coach tore his Achilles tendon when he was hit by a helmet thrown by one of his 14-year-old players […]
Local Teen Boy Comes Out As Heterosexual To Female Classmates
Local boy Percy Flinghorn courageously came out as heterosexual to the female members of his high school shortly after arriving at last night’s school dance. He asked the DJ for the microphone, wiped the gallon […]