Unicorn Bites 4/19/14
Me: I won the donut-eating contest Boss: It wasn’t a contest. It was just a box of donuts. For everyone. And you ate them all Me: Loser — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 19, 2014 Wife: […]
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Unicorn Bites 2/3/14
Me: *changes 1-year-old’s poopy diaper* Wife: How bad was it? Does she need a new outfit? Me: We need a new house. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 3, 2014 Me: I’m going to turn you […]
Local Teen Boy Comes Out As Heterosexual To Female Classmates
Local boy Percy Flinghorn courageously came out as heterosexual to the female members of his high school shortly after arriving at last night’s school dance. He asked the DJ for the microphone, wiped the gallon […]
Is your kid kool?
Little Dill Y is now 6 but he wasn’t always 6. Two years ago, he was 4. When he was 4, he first heard the so-called music of Bon Jovi but for some strange reason, […]