The Place to Take a Humor Break
Instead of Halloween, our Christian daycare has “pajama day.” They’re about to find out my 4-year-old sleeps in a bloody zombie costume. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 30, 2014 Me: That shirt makes you look […]
Shirley Temple Black died at 85. The former child star didn’t spend her adult life in the tabloids or rehab. Your move, Lindsay Lohan. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 12, 2014 Canadians are the nicest […]
Me: *changes 1-year-old’s poopy diaper* Wife: How bad was it? Does she need a new outfit? Me: We need a new house. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 3, 2014 Me: I’m going to turn you […]