Walking Dead With Dinosaurs
You know what this year has been like? This year has been like The Walking Dead characters finally got used to zombies, only to find themselves attacked by dinosaurs. Look out, Rick! Velociraptor! I’m just […]
Tag: zombies
Don’t Feel Up To Carving And Cleaning Your Pumpkins This Halloween? Let Vegan Zombies Do It For You!
Yet another of an increasingly obnoxious series of postings for the Halloween contest! Save yourself the mess and the stress of making your families jack-o-lanterns this Halloween; let Vegan Zombies do it for you! Our […]
NEW! Just In Time For Halloween Snacking! The ‘Gourmet Zombie Guide To International Fine Dining’!
This is yet another post for the Halloween contest (Don’t worry- I’ll stop soon. I am running out of ideas.). Due to the success of our hugely popular ‘Gourmet Zombie Guide To Fine Dining In […]
Virulent Form of Zombie-itis Infects Black Friday Shoppers
My contribution for the Halloween Story contest. Zombie shopper phenomenon seems to have spread across country. Reports have been coming in from across the country of a rash of zombie-like people, in huge masses, rushing […]
Being Attacked By A Horde Of Blood Maddened Zombies Is Not Fun
Hello folks. How are things going for you? That’s good. At the moment I am hold up in an abandoned farmhouse in the Midwest. I have it boarded up and sealed off as much as […]
Another Humor Meets Horror Entry – U.S. Gastronomical Travel Guide For The Gourmet Zombie
Fans of brains everywhere, rejoice! Here is the first in-print guide to fine brain dining wherever you may be in the US. Our ghoulish researchers have spent many dark, moonlit nights partaking of the cuisine […]
U.S. Gastronomical Travel Guide For The Gourmet Zombie
Fans of brains everywhere, rejoice! Here is the first in-print guide to fine brain dining wherever you may be in the US. Our ghoulish researchers have spent many dark, moonlit nights partaking of the cuisine […]
Humor Meets Horror — BARTLEY’S GUESTS
His name was Bartley Crowfield. He was working late. He was a scientist working on a machine that would simultaneously induce a coma, feed the patient, give him a foot massage, perform Reiki and give […]
Shadow City ‘Rot Spots’ — trade in the soapy bath water for city dirt
By ‘Hard Luck’ Lou Zerr Staff Schlub Writer Shadow City is where evil lurks, and you’re invited to join in the lurking. So get out of the clean country, the happy suburbs and the ritzy […]