Eric Yuan is a benefactor of the human race. Who is Eric Yuan, you ask? He is the inventor of the videoconferencing software app that we all know and love as Zoom. Where would we […]
Who built the Egyptian pyramids? Giant prehistoric aliens. Why did they build the pyramids of Giza? So they could play ring toss. Ring toss is a fun game. Always has been. Always will be. How […]
I hate paying taxes. Everybody does. I do, however, realize we need taxes to pay for many necessary things such as the military and infrastructure. No, what really gets my goat is that frigging complicated […]
“It had to be done.” stated Max Warner of the Americans For The Right To Blow Away Trespassers association when interviewed about the mass annihilation at the NRA Headquarters by other gun rights groups yesterday. […]
Why don’t Snickerdoodle cookies taste anything like Snickers candy bars?
A mass grave of viciously murdered evergreen trees has been uncovered in the popular ski resort town of Jackson Hole, Wyoming near the Idaho border. The local police were alarmed by this discovery which has […]
Just tried to sign up for the Affordable Care Act insurance before the deadline. Guess I should after I severely broke my ankle last year and the hospital wanted $54,000 out of me for less […]