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Mass Grave Of Evergreen Trees Found In Western Wyoming
A mass grave of viciously murdered evergreen trees has been uncovered in the popular ski resort town of Jackson Hole, Wyoming near the Idaho border. The local police were alarmed by this discovery which has […]
Unaffordable We Don’t Care Insurance
Just tried to sign up for the Affordable Care Act insurance before the deadline. Guess I should after I severely broke my ankle last year and the hospital wanted $54,000 out of me for less […]
New Type Of Vampire Discovered (And They Are In Your Bank!)
A new, terrifying species of vampire has been discovered that has begun a feeding frenzy throughout the world. The horrifying part is that it haunts the least likely of places- your local bank! This vampire […]
The Deceased Who Has Died Disturbed Stalks The Earth For Dick Cheney- A Horror Story
My contribution for the Halloween Story contest. – – – – – – – – – – – There are levels of Hell that even Dante did not know. Hells that are not bright and […]
Denver- Colorado’s Impersonation of L.A.
Denver! Denver, Colorado! Denver- where the pus of the plains erupts to the surface and spreads like lava over a 155 square radius of otherwise pristine land. Denver- a scab that envelopes the foot of […]
German Humor Magazines- They Got U.S. Beat!
You don’t go to Germany for the humor. Most wouldn’t expect to find it there. But there is. Surprisingly lots of it. And good stuff at that. For instance, take a look at their satire/humor […]