“It had to be done.” stated Max Warner of the Americans For The Right To Blow Away Trespassers association when interviewed about the mass annihilation at the NRA Headquarters by other gun rights groups yesterday. […]
Why don’t Snickerdoodle cookies taste anything like Snickers candy bars?
A mass grave of viciously murdered evergreen trees has been uncovered in the popular ski resort town of Jackson Hole, Wyoming near the Idaho border. The local police were alarmed by this discovery which has […]
Just tried to sign up for the Affordable Care Act insurance before the deadline. Guess I should after I severely broke my ankle last year and the hospital wanted $54,000 out of me for less […]
A new, terrifying species of vampire has been discovered that has begun a feeding frenzy throughout the world. The horrifying part is that it haunts the least likely of places- your local bank! This vampire […]
My contribution for the Halloween Story contest. – – – – – – – – – – – There are levels of Hell that even Dante did not know. Hells that are not bright and […]
Denver! Denver, Colorado! Denver- where the pus of the plains erupts to the surface and spreads like lava over a 155 square radius of otherwise pristine land. Denver- a scab that envelopes the foot of […]