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The Beatitudes Of Trump Jesus

April 25, 2026 rogerfreed

Just like the original Jesus on The Sermon On The Mount, the new Trump Jesus has his own version of the Beatitudes for the masses. Here it is for your own Holy Pleasure: Blessed are […]

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Politics, UncategorizedJesus, Melania, The Beatitudes, Trump Jesus, Trump's Bible

Five Reasons You Should Have a Nuke on Your Car

March 31, 2026 Paul Lander

Five Reasons You Should Have a Nuke on Your Car Credits: Created by Paul Lander & Matt Clark Pretty Damn Sketchy Comedy Series Written, Directed & Edited by Paul Lander & Matt Clark More episodes […]

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, Lifestyle, Movies & TV, Politics, Technology, Uncategorized, Video Funcars, freeways, humor, news, Nukes, parody, satire, technology

The Secret Lives of Dinosaurs

March 21, 2026March 20, 2026 Tim Jones

I recently watched a fascinating four-part dinosaur documentary on Netflix produced by Steven Spielberg. Giant creatures, epic landscapes, dramatic narration by Morgan Freeman, and lots of computer-generated reptiles stomping around looking extremely confident about their […]

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1 CommentUncategorizeddinosaurs; how dinosaurs lived; why dinosaurs went extinct; facts about dinosaurs; mysteries of dinosaurs;

YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO PUBLISH THIS IMAGE

November 4, 2025November 26, 2025 Tim Jones

It all started with this picture above (not THIS exact photo, but one very much like it). For my VFTB articles and videos, I grab photos from Google Images. Over the years, between my articles […]

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Technology, Uncategorizedcopyrights, image rights, lawsuits, publishing, threat letters

Helena, Montana’s Outrageous Vigilante Day Parade

May 20, 2025 rfreed

Helena Montana’s Vigilante Day Parade   Helena, Montana has a unique form of parade on the first week of May each year. It is the Vigilante Day Parade. It is composed entirely of high school […]

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Click On This To See Something That Will Make You Wake Up Screaming In The Night.

April 12, 2025 rfreed
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When You Are Short On Funds At Christmas.

March 5, 2025March 5, 2025 rfreed
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I Just Found This Photo Of Fred Trump, Donald’s Father. I Think I Now Realize Why Donnie Is So Screwed Up…..

February 24, 2025February 25, 2025 rfreed

HURRY UP! YOU HAVE TO TAP ON THE TITLE TO SEE IT!!!!!!!!!! I think they might be kin of the Addam’s Family………

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UncategorizedAdam's Family, Donald Trump, Fred Trump, Trump family

Jesus Decides To Stage Second Coming In November

November 4, 2024November 7, 2024 rfreed

Jesus, only child of Jehovah and his potential heir should God possess the ability to die, due to recent political events on earth has decided to stage his long awaited Second Coming on this November […]

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Uncategorized2008 Presidential election, Nov. 6th, Trump Hell, Trump Jesus, Trump's Rapture

FAMOUS MAGAZINES MAKE THEIR PRESIDENTIAL ENDORSEMENTS.

September 11, 2024 rfreed

Rolling Stone- “Jerry Garcia Man! He’d make the bitchinest President ever! Wait, what do you mean he’s dead?” Playboy- “Bill Clinton! We’d be able to make a lot of copy if he were back in […]

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UncategorizedCosmopolitan, Ebony, Maxim, playboy, punch, Vogue

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