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5-Steps to Get Your World-Ending Prophet License

October 24, 2011March 23, 2012 Tor Constantino

Most states require a licensing process for a host of service providers ranging from hair stylists to mechanics. Those are important services if you’re in the market to touch up your roots or replace your […]

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16 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Uncategorizedapocalpyse, armageddon, Harold Camping, license, prophet

Sending the Wrong Message?

September 8, 2011September 8, 2011 lbwoodgate

Billboard on a major U.S. highway coming into Denton, Texas   This is only funny until it isn’t.  All it takes is the wrong depressed individual to see this on the worst day of their […]

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1 CommentFiction, Uncategorizedbillboard advertising, public advertising, sending suicide message

Would a “Bone-eating Snot-flower” worm make a good pet?

September 2, 2011September 2, 2011 Mike Oberg

Now before you say anything, I know what you are thinking,  “He made up that name. There is no such animal. I mean, how can an animal even have “flower” in its name?” OK. Let me […]

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5 CommentsFiction, Uncategorizedanimals, weird

I Really Know How to F Up My Kid!

August 24, 2011August 24, 2011 Wilma Jammer

The family went to the planetarium in Philadelphia this week. My parents were in town, I had a day off and the kids wanted to see the mummy exhibit. Well, my 8-year-old daughter did. My […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Uncategorizedblack hole, children, comedy, fun, funny, funny stories, humor, mummies, mummy, museum, parents, planet, planetarium, planets, vortex

What Was Considered “Funny” 2000 Years Ago?

July 18, 2011July 18, 2011 James R Coffey

A story left to us by the famous Roman historian Livy, tells of a man known only as Ishmael who in the year 4 CE traveled the Near East showcasing an astonishing mule he’d discovered […]

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Outstanding First Week At HumorOutcasts.com

April 16, 2011April 16, 2011 admin

What a first week it has been at HumorOutcasts.com. We are off to a fantastic start. We can’t wait to see what the future might hold, but first we’d like to recap some of the […]

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Hello And Welcome!

April 6, 2011April 16, 2011 admin

Welcome to HumorOutcasts.com. This is site is still being developed but it is now well on its way to full operation. We now have several authors signed up and many of those have already posted. As with most […]

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