A woman in Florida spent $20,000 to get a third boob surgically implanted on her body in an effort to make her less attractive to men. Oh, Hon – an extra boob? You know nothing […]
Finnish Entree DILLED BEEF STEW (Tilliliha) INGREDIENTS 3 pounds boneless chuck roast 1 onion 3 tablespoons butter 3 ½ cups beef broth 1 teaspoon allspice ½ tablespoon coarsely ground pepper 1 bay leaf ½ teaspoon […]
Picture it: a man, a romantic restaurant, a bottle of chilled champagne and that oh, so familiar feeling that something wonderful is about to happen. If it were normal life, I would say a diamond […]
I have never been a person to have good beach hair. Salt water and heat lead to frizz which leads to big hair which leads to scaring other beachgoers. However, I realize I am not […]
There is no hope for me. The only thing left is to accept myself for what I am and hope that others will understand. I like Brussels sprouts. When you mention Brussels sprouts to people, […]
It’s fairly common knowledge that pregnancy induces an internal hormonal cascade that can…hmmm, how should I phrase it…change the perceptions of a pregnant woman. Such perceptional shifts are perfectly normal. Especially considering the fact that […]
Love is a bicycle with two pancakes for wheels. You may see love as more of an exercise in hard work, but I see it as more of a breakfast on the go.
I want to gather up all the ink cartridges in the universe, because somewhere, mixed in with all that ink, is the next great American novel. And I’d love nothing more than to drink it.
I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral.
Now before you say anything, I know what you are thinking, “He made up that name. There is no such animal. I mean, how can an animal even have “flower” in its name?” OK. Let me […]