Funny Thought
I’m proud to admit I’m a bit weird. The world needs more weirdness. Indeed, I saw the picture below and immediately thought the penguins were looking for a lost set of car keys. And it […]
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The Extra Boob Boo Boo
A woman in Florida spent $20,000 to get a third boob surgically implanted on her body in an effort to make her less attractive to men. Oh, Hon – an extra boob? You know nothing […]
Finnish dilled beef stew
Finnish Entree DILLED BEEF STEW (Tilliliha) INGREDIENTS 3 pounds boneless chuck roast 1 onion 3 tablespoons butter 3 ½ cups beef broth 1 teaspoon allspice ½ tablespoon coarsely ground pepper 1 bay leaf ½ teaspoon […]
A Man and His Beetle: What Gets His Motor Revving?
Picture it: a man, a romantic restaurant, a bottle of chilled champagne and that oh, so familiar feeling that something wonderful is about to happen. If it were normal life, I would say a diamond […]
Here Comes the Facekini
I have never been a person to have good beach hair. Salt water and heat lead to frizz which leads to big hair which leads to scaring other beachgoers. However, I realize I am not […]
More Proof That I Am Weird
There is no hope for me. The only thing left is to accept myself for what I am and hope that others will understand. I like Brussels sprouts. When you mention Brussels sprouts to people, […]
7 Phantom Scents My Pregnant Wife Thinks She Smells
It’s fairly common knowledge that pregnancy induces an internal hormonal cascade that can…hmmm, how should I phrase it…change the perceptions of a pregnant woman. Such perceptional shifts are perfectly normal. Especially considering the fact that […]