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Breaking: Trump Admin produces Official Florida Democratic Party voter disguise kit

November 16, 2018
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Breaking: Trump Admin produces Official Florida Democratic Party voter disguise kit   Paul LanderPaul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Nobel Peace Prize or sending Sudanese peace activist, Fatima…

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The Wonder Dog

August 16, 2017
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This story was based on two sources. First, my dad who served his country in World War II  did his basic training in Louisiana, He said soldiers would throw snowballs at the platoon ahead of…

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Who’s On Board!

March 31, 2017
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During one of Trump’s press conferences he referred to Mar-a-Lago as and I quote, “The Southern White House.” If this is true, I would like to organize guided tours with audio rental, a roll of…

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HumorOutcasts Introduces Keith Stewart Author of Bernadette Peters Hates Me: True Tales of a Delusional Man

March 21, 2016
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Today is the official release date for Bernadette Peters Hates Me: True Tales of a Delusional Man. In its pre-release week, the book has taken off on Amazon which is no surprise when you learn…

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Uber Driver Pepper Sprays Passenger After Flatulence Episode In The Car

February 5, 2016
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TALAHASEE, FL – An Uber driver pepper sprayed a passenger in his vehicle during a violent flatulence incident late Saturday night that began with too much inexpensive draft specials, sliders, and bottom shelf liquor from…

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Bulgarian Yogurt Drink and How to Become a God

October 7, 2015
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Bulgarian Dessert AYRAN (yogurt drink) INGREDIENTS 3½ cups Bulgarian or plain yogurt 2½ cups water ½ teaspoon salt PREPARATION Add yogurt to large bowl. Beat yogurt with whisk or electric blender set on medium until…

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Giant Snails Might Eat Shaq’s House

August 3, 2015
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GIANT SNAILS MIGHT EAT SHAQ’S HO– USE Giant African snails have invaded Florida and eating the stucco right off houses. They also eat 512 types of plants, carry a form of meningitis, can harm your…

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Georgian Cheese Rolls and the Giant Rabbit That Saved Europe

June 15, 2015
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Georgian Cheese Rolls and the Giant Rabbit That Saved Europe

Georgian Entree KHACHAPURI INGREDIENTS ¾ cup milk 1 teaspoon sugar 2½ teaspoons yeast 1 tablespoon olive oil 2⅔ cups flour (4 additional tablespoon later) ¾ teaspoon salt 1 tablespoon flour (3 additional tablespoons later) 1…

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Peanut Butter Pumpkin Pie

October 26, 2014
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Peanut Butter Pumpkin Pie

American Dessert PEANUT BUTTER PUMPKIN PIE INGREDIENTS 2 eggs ¼ teaspoon cardamom, ground ½ tablespoon cinnamon ¼ teaspoon cloves, ground ¾ teaspoon ginger, ground ¼ teaspoon nutmeg ¼ teaspoon salt ¾ cup sugar ½ cup…

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The Extra Boob Boo Boo

September 23, 2014
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A woman in Florida spent $20,000 to get a third boob surgically implanted on her body in an effort to make her less attractive to men.  Oh, Hon – an extra boob?  You know nothing…

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