Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/3/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about ‘Don’t say gay’ rules, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is […]
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/29/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even about cocaine found on a beach, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is […]
The Wonder Dog – Part 1
We won the war. We brought the Nazis to their knees, not some namby-pamby foot soldier who probably counted dodging Spam thrown in the mess halls as combat experience. Yes sir, it was me and […]
The Wonder Dog
This story was based on two sources. First, my dad who served his country in World War II did his basic training in Louisiana, He said soldiers would throw snowballs at the platoon ahead of […]
Who’s On Board!
During one of Trump’s press conferences he referred to Mar-a-Lago as and I quote, “The Southern White House.” If this is true, I would like to organize guided tours with audio rental, a roll of […]
HumorOutcasts Introduces Keith Stewart Author of Bernadette Peters Hates Me: True Tales of a Delusional Man
Today is the official release date for Bernadette Peters Hates Me: True Tales of a Delusional Man. In its pre-release week, the book has taken off on Amazon which is no surprise when you learn […]
Uber Driver Pepper Sprays Passenger After Flatulence Episode In The Car
TALAHASEE, FL – An Uber driver pepper sprayed a passenger in his vehicle during a violent flatulence incident late Saturday night that began with too much inexpensive draft specials, sliders, and bottom shelf liquor from […]
Bulgarian Yogurt Drink and How to Become a God
Bulgarian Dessert AYRAN (yogurt drink) INGREDIENTS 3½ cups Bulgarian or plain yogurt 2½ cups water ½ teaspoon salt PREPARATION Add yogurt to large bowl. Beat yogurt with whisk or electric blender set on medium until […]