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The Wonder Dog
This story was based on two sources. First, my dad who served his country in World War II did his basic training in Louisiana, He said soldiers would throw snowballs at the platoon ahead of […]
Who’s On Board!
During one of Trump’s press conferences he referred to Mar-a-Lago as and I quote, “The Southern White House.” If this is true, I would like to organize guided tours with audio rental, a roll of […]
HumorOutcasts Introduces Keith Stewart Author of Bernadette Peters Hates Me: True Tales of a Delusional Man
Today is the official release date for Bernadette Peters Hates Me: True Tales of a Delusional Man. In its pre-release week, the book has taken off on Amazon which is no surprise when you learn […]
Uber Driver Pepper Sprays Passenger After Flatulence Episode In The Car
TALAHASEE, FL – An Uber driver pepper sprayed a passenger in his vehicle during a violent flatulence incident late Saturday night that began with too much inexpensive draft specials, sliders, and bottom shelf liquor from […]
Bulgarian Yogurt Drink and How to Become a God
Bulgarian Dessert AYRAN (yogurt drink) INGREDIENTS 3½ cups Bulgarian or plain yogurt 2½ cups water ½ teaspoon salt PREPARATION Add yogurt to large bowl. Beat yogurt with whisk or electric blender set on medium until […]
Giant Snails Might Eat Shaq’s House
GIANT SNAILS MIGHT EAT SHAQ’S HO– USE Giant African snails have invaded Florida and eating the stucco right off houses. They also eat 512 types of plants, carry a form of meningitis, can harm your […]
Georgian Cheese Rolls and the Giant Rabbit That Saved Europe
Georgian Entree KHACHAPURI INGREDIENTS ¾ cup milk 1 teaspoon sugar 2½ teaspoons yeast 1 tablespoon olive oil 2⅔ cups flour (4 additional tablespoon later) ¾ teaspoon salt 1 tablespoon flour (3 additional tablespoons later) 1 […]
Peanut Butter Pumpkin Pie
American Dessert PEANUT BUTTER PUMPKIN PIE INGREDIENTS 2 eggs ¼ teaspoon cardamom, ground ½ tablespoon cinnamon ¼ teaspoon cloves, ground ¾ teaspoon ginger, ground ¼ teaspoon nutmeg ¼ teaspoon salt ¾ cup sugar ½ cup […]
The Extra Boob Boo Boo
A woman in Florida spent $20,000 to get a third boob surgically implanted on her body in an effort to make her less attractive to men. Oh, Hon – an extra boob? You know nothing […]