Humor Meets Horror – Presidential debate gets ugly, not in good way

By Werewolf Blitzer Staff Pol-“IT”-ical Writer They all shook hands and/or claws before the debate last night, and then the five remaining candidates running for Transyl-vein-ia President got to it. Transyl-vein-ians were disgusted. As in […]

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Defending Luis “Mandibles” Suarez

  DEFENDING LUIS “MANDIBLES” SUAREZ Uruguay striker Luis Suarez has been banned for nine international matches. We think that’s a little harsh. First off, when his teeth came in contact with Giorgio Chiellini’s shoulder, did […]

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Fang Festival Follies

(Kids. Candy. Corpses. Career politicians. Okay, no corpses.) Well, here in my neighborhood, we’ve all managed to survive yet another pagan-based festival. You know the occasion – the one where diminutive, oddly-dressed strangers coalesce in […]

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