Strawberry Milk
American Dessert STRAWBERRY MILK INGREDIENTS 6 cups milk 1½ pounds fresh strawberries* ¾ cup sugar ½ cup water SPECIAL UTENSILS blender fine mesh colander 7 cups of mason jars or […]
Tag: witches
De Lancey’s European Fun Festival Tours
Aleta, your tour guide Have fun! Come travel with me. First Weekend in July – The International Witches Fair – Watch reenactors capture witches and heretics. Watch the lost souls get tried. Be enthralled by their […]
Fun Festivals – The International Witches Fair
Is Halloween your favorite holiday of the year? Did you or your mom spend days making a truly scary costume? Do you want another such day? Each and every year? Then go to the Witchcraft […]
Humor Meets Horror – Presidential debate gets ugly, not in good way
By Werewolf Blitzer Staff Pol-“IT”-ical Writer They all shook hands and/or claws before the debate last night, and then the five remaining candidates running for Transyl-vein-ia President got to it. Transyl-vein-ians were disgusted. As in […]
My Bewitching Wife
I can’t say for certain whether my wife is a witch or not, but I do know she charmed me when I first saw her and she does have a “weird sister.” (Sorry, Sissy. That’s […]
Norway, Land of Meatballs, Land of Flabby Evil Spirits
Norwegian Entree KJOTTKAKER INGREDIENTS 1 small onion 4 slices bread ¾ cup milk 1 pound ground beef ¼ lard or lard or suet ¼ teaspoon ginger ¼ teaspoon nutmeg ¼ teaspoon pepper ¼ teaspoon salt […]
Unicorn Bites 3/14/14
I once convinced my toddler that my pregnant wife swallowed a seed and has a watermelon growing in her stomach. Childhood must be terrifying — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 14, 2014 3-year-old:*asks “Why?” for 99th […]
Halloween in the Hood
October is well known for its beautiful autumn foliage. It’s also known for spooky, scary Halloween activities. We live in a small southern town where children dressed as ghosts and goblins still ring your bell […]