Can turnip upstage overrated pumpkin?
In case you are in denial about the approach of autumn or in a coma, it’s time to wake up and smell the pumpkins. These orange egomaniacs are encroaching on summer like Christmas usurps Halloween, […]
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SPARKS BRIEF : New Seasonal Disorder Discovered
The American Psychiatric Association announced a new seasonal disorder that is affecting millions across the country – Pumpkin Spice Traumatic Disorder (PSTD). Sufferers of PSTD are stricken every fall when Pumpkin Spice is released across […]
Unicorn Bites #525
Me: What did I tell you about being bad?! 4-year-old: Don’t leave any witnesses. I guess she does listen. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 10, 2014 Coworker: I don’t like chocolate or bacon. Me: Interesting. […]
Halloween in the Hood
October is well known for its beautiful autumn foliage. It’s also known for spooky, scary Halloween activities. We live in a small southern town where children dressed as ghosts and goblins still ring your bell […]