Posts Tagged ‘ baseball ’

Shrimp and Grits and Portraits

December 14, 2016
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American Entree SHRIMP AND GRITS INGREDIENTS 1 cup chicken broth ¾ cup milk 2½ cups water 1 cup grits ¼ teaspoon pepper ½ teaspoon salt 3 tablespoons butter 1¾ cups grated Cheddar cheese 1 garlic…

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Qurotob (Bread Salad) and the Complete History of Life

October 30, 2016
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Qurotob (Bread Salad) and the Complete History of Life

Tajik Entree QUROTOB (Bread Salad) INGREDIENTS – SALAD 2 pita loaves 1½ tablespoons olive oil (1½ more tablespoons later) 1 onion 2 green onions 1½ tablespoons olive oil 2 cups Greek yogurt ½ cup hot…

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The Cubs Goat Gets Its Goat Got

October 27, 2016
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In 1906, the Chicago Cubs won 116 games, a Major League baseball record. They lost the World Series to the Chicago White Sox but then won the next two, becoming the first team to appear…

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Casey At the Splat

August 17, 2016
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Much will be written about baseball for the rest of this season, as it is every season. The most remarkable thing about the sport, this year as every year, however, is not the number of…

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Why baseball is better than having sex…

April 26, 2016
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Oops. Seems I accidentally pressed the RETURN key on the Headline a bit too soon. My bad. What I meant to write was: “Why Baseball is better than having sextuplets.” Frankly, do I really need…

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Vidalia Onion Pie and Onion Bowling

May 16, 2015
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Vidalia Onion Pie and Onion Bowling

American Entree VIDALIA ONION PIE INGREDIENTS 3 Vidalia onions 4 tablespoons butter 2 large eggs 2 tablespoons flour ¼ cup milk 1 cup sour cream ¼ teaspoon pepper ¼ teaspoon salt 2 9-inch pie shells…

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Baseball, the Game of Failure

October 31, 2014
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Baseball, the Game of Failure

  In hardly any aspect of life can a man be if a failure if he succeeds .700 of the time. However, a pitcher stinks if he gets .700 of his batters out. A fielder…

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Let Me Show You The Door, Bud Selig

May 9, 2014
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Let Me Show You The Door, Bud Selig

I think that Bud Selig is the baseball version of the Antichrist.  Or at the very least, Vigo the Carpathian. Bud Selig, the Commissioner (cough, hack, sputter) of Major League Baseball has announced that he…

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Friday Humor Devotional

April 25, 2014
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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please help me explain to my softball coach wife, when I asked her if she was bringing her favorite old bat to the spring opening game, I wasn’t referring to my mother-in-law, Amen.…

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Sausage and Pepperoni Pizza and the Dawn of Humanity

March 12, 2014
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Sausage and Pepperoni Pizza and the Dawn of Humanity

Italian Entree SAUSAGE AND PEPPERONI PIZZA INGREDIENTS 1 pizza crust 2 cups pasta sauce (see recipe) 8 ounces sausage meat 4 ounces sliced pepperoni 1 ½ pounds mozzarella cheese SPECIAL UTENSIL 16″ pizza pan PREPARATION…

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