I Had a Dream
[Author’s Note: I had the most wonderful dream last night, which I’m going to tell you all about below. It felt so real. I woke up positively gleeful, feeling hopeful for the first time in […]
Tag: election
Ask a Terrier: How the Dogs Are Voting
Professional Advice from a Licensed Dog Dear Budleigh, Assuming that you’re not a registered voter, have you any advice for us Giants on the U.S. elections? We seem to be making quite a hash of […]
Other Malicious Actors
This morning’s “Washington Post” reported the President held a meeting Friday about securing the nation’s upcoming mid-term elections. Many of the nation’s top security advisors participated in the 1-hour session, though the President issued no […]
Bed sheet ghost likes red sheets most
By The Lunchbox Ghost Staff Out-To-Lunch Writer BLACK LAGOON — A bed sheet ghost out haunting last night in the Stench Quarter was caught in a red sheet, not a white one, and the ghost […]
Road Hard, Put Away Wet
Virtually every little boy and girl (and, in the spirit of inclusiveness, every gender-fluid child) in our country dreams of growing up and becoming President one day. I have a message for the youngsters of […]
Our First Political Endorsement – Daylin Leach for US Congress
Okay, we know, we are a humor site and rarely do we take on serious. But watch the announcement video by Daylin Leach. He is 100% serious about representing the seventh congressional district of PA, […]
WARNING: You may already be exposed to T.R.U.M.P. Disorder
Over the past 18 months a previously unknown but highly dangerous psychiatric disorder has spread across the entire United States. It is now considered by medical experts to be our nation’s most nefarious mental health […]
