Boehner’s Miracle Cure
“It was nothing short of miraculous,” John Boehner said of his private meeting with Pope Francis. “With a touch of his hand, I felt cleansed of years of rolling around in the muck of Congress.” […]
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Stampgate the Next Scandal to Rock the Nation?
A major row has broken out on Capitol Hill over who should pay for the stamps on thousands of letters that Republican senators are sending out to world leaders. The mail campaign was inspired by […]
Nationhood for Congress? Vote Aye!
Should the US Congress become an independent country? In the wake of the historic vote in Scotland on whether or not to leave the United Kingdom and opt for self rule, conferring the same status on the US Congress […]
Town Suing Feds Over “Death Sentence” Decision
The town of Nowhere, Oregon, is suing the U.S. federal government for canceling the construction of a bridge and effectively consigning the declining community to an economic death. Nowhere is located on an island and […]
Historically Unpopular US Congress Scores Top Ranking in Global Study
The US Congress has been ranked as the planet’s number one dead zone in a new scientific study. Dead zones are places where nothing happens and no life exists. Previously, the Kakunda Cavern Lake in […]