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Author: Stacia Friedman

I'm a shameless freelance writer and author of "Tender is the Brisket" and "Nothing Toulouse." In past lifetimes, I was a fashion designer in New York and drove a Good Humor Ice Cream truck. I aspire to a life of wanton indulgence. In the meantime, I write for revenge and profit.

Shoot for the Stars

February 28, 2016 Stacia Friedman

The 2016 Presidential race is not the first to embrace the concept of replacing professionals (i.e. Washington insiders) with people devoid of experience.  Back in the mid 70s, Libyan dictator Gaddafi issued a decree demanding […]

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Scalia in Heaven

February 18, 2016 Stacia Friedman

“After all I’ve done for them, this is how they treat me?” moaned Justice Scalia, wringing his hands. “Stop kvetching,” said Justice Brandeis, “At least you’re up here. Not down there with the rest of […]

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4 CommentsPoliticsAntonin Scalia, Barach Obama, Donald Trump, Jeb Bush, Ted Cruz

Do Not Call

December 2, 2015December 2, 2015 Stacia Friedman

 “Hello? Hello?” (pause) “Hi. This is Suzy.” “Um, yes?” “You’re receiving this call because you’ve been recommended by a friend who hates your guts!” “I beg your pardon?” “According to our records, you suffer from […]

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10 CommentsEveryday Lifecall centers, humor, robo calls

The Elephant in the Room

November 29, 2015November 29, 2015 Stacia Friedman

“I’m like an elephant, I never forget,” said Donald Trump. “If I remember seeing thousands of Muslims cheering in Jersey on 9/11, who’s to say it didn’t happen? You can’t fact-check memory!” “Yes, but you […]

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3 CommentsPoliticsBernie Sanders, Chris Christy, Donald Trump, mexicans, new hampshire, Syrian refugees

Test for Syrian Refugees

November 22, 2015November 22, 2015 Stacia Friedman

By Stacia Friedman Republican presidential candidates have mandated that all refugees to the U.S. pass the following test of Judeo Christian Values. The Constitution guarantees the right to: A) Equal pay for women; B) Drive […]

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7 CommentsPoliticsGOP, gun control, Republican Presidential Candidates, Syrian refugees, Ted Cruz

MatingWorld Diary

October 24, 2015October 24, 2015 Stacia Friedman

“How did I fail you?” Ben asked. The question flummoxed me. We had met via MatingWorld.com. After two dinner dates and one movie, I was ready to move on. Ben wasn’t. “It’s nothing you’ve done,” […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipsconversation, dating, humor, humoroutcasts, MatingWorld, Merlot, online dating, relationships, Romeo and Juliet, Stacia Friedman

Ralph Lauren Launches Seniorwear

October 9, 2015October 13, 2015 Stacia Friedman

“I don’t see what the big deal is,” said fashion mogul Ralph Lauren. “I’ve always designed with a certain customer in mind. Just because she’s incontinent and using a walker doesn’t mean she doesn’t appreciate […]

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PTA Replaces Volleyball with Guns

October 5, 2015October 5, 2015 Stacia Friedman

The Parent Teacher Association of the Eugene McCarthy School District in Whacko, Texas has petitioned the District Superintendent to replace volley ball with mandatory firearms education in grades 7 through 9. “We are not advocating […]

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3 CommentsPoliticsgun control, NRA, school shooting

Boehner’s Miracle Cure

September 27, 2015September 27, 2015 Stacia Friedman

“It was nothing short of miraculous,” John Boehner said of his private meeting with Pope Francis. “With a touch of his hand, I felt cleansed of years of rolling around in the muck of Congress.” […]

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2 CommentsPoliticsDonald Trump, hillary clinton, John Boehner, Pope Francis, US Congress

Huckabee’s Tasty Legislative Menu

September 20, 2015September 20, 2015 Stacia Friedman

Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee was so outraged by the arrest of Kentucky court clerk Kim Davis that he is proposing new legislation. “No American should ever have to choose between the law of the land […]

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1 CommentPolitics2016 Presidential election, Bobby Jindal, Citizens United, Kim Davis, Lindsey Graham, Mike Huckabee, Planned Parenthood, Rick Santorum

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