The Place to Take a Humor Break
The 2016 Presidential race is not the first to embrace the concept of replacing professionals (i.e. Washington insiders) with people devoid of experience. Back in the mid 70s, Libyan dictator Gaddafi issued a decree demanding […]
“After all I’ve done for them, this is how they treat me?” moaned Justice Scalia, wringing his hands. “Stop kvetching,” said Justice Brandeis, “At least you’re up here. Not down there with the rest of […]
“Hello? Hello?” (pause) “Hi. This is Suzy.” “Um, yes?” “You’re receiving this call because you’ve been recommended by a friend who hates your guts!” “I beg your pardon?” “According to our records, you suffer from […]
“I’m like an elephant, I never forget,” said Donald Trump. “If I remember seeing thousands of Muslims cheering in Jersey on 9/11, who’s to say it didn’t happen? You can’t fact-check memory!” “Yes, but you […]
By Stacia Friedman Republican presidential candidates have mandated that all refugees to the U.S. pass the following test of Judeo Christian Values. The Constitution guarantees the right to: A) Equal pay for women; B) Drive […]
“How did I fail you?” Ben asked. The question flummoxed me. We had met via MatingWorld.com. After two dinner dates and one movie, I was ready to move on. Ben wasn’t. “It’s nothing you’ve done,” […]
“I don’t see what the big deal is,” said fashion mogul Ralph Lauren. “I’ve always designed with a certain customer in mind. Just because she’s incontinent and using a walker doesn’t mean she doesn’t appreciate […]
The Parent Teacher Association of the Eugene McCarthy School District in Whacko, Texas has petitioned the District Superintendent to replace volley ball with mandatory firearms education in grades 7 through 9. “We are not advocating […]
“It was nothing short of miraculous,” John Boehner said of his private meeting with Pope Francis. “With a touch of his hand, I felt cleansed of years of rolling around in the muck of Congress.” […]
Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee was so outraged by the arrest of Kentucky court clerk Kim Davis that he is proposing new legislation. “No American should ever have to choose between the law of the land […]