Posts Tagged ‘ Bernie Sanders ’

Running for President? Thank You, Next

March 6, 2019
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Running for President? Thank You, Next

Joyce Eisenberg and Ellen Scolnic write, speak and blog together as The Word Mavens. When we go to the newest restaurant, we feel young and trendy – until we have to turn on our iPhone…

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Saturday Night Live Has Just Pulled Off Their Greatest Prank Ever

January 30, 2018
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SNL has just topped anything they have ever done. They have pulled off the greatest live action skits in the history of comedy. They got the whole country to believe that Donald Trump was actually…

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Who Knew News Report

March 4, 2017
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This week in the news, sources report the new Commander in Chief has a somewhat low tolerance for things that don’t go his way and a juvenile level of self paranoia. He blames everyone for…

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Sound Familiar?

July 19, 2016
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When questioned about the swirling accusations of plagiarism, Melania Trump replied, “I would never plagiarize someone else’s speech. I’m so very proud of my original opening statements, “Only in America can a young black man;…

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Tuxes, Tapestry, Birds and Foxes: What I Learned From Magazines This Week

February 15, 2016
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2015 was the warmest year ever recorded on earth. (Time Magazine, February 1, 2016) Bernie Sanders has never worn a tux. (Time, February 1, 2016) There are 300,000 registered personal drone owners in this country.…

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Bipartisan Parmesan: The Cheesy Side of Politics – Lever No. 4

December 4, 2015
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Democratic Candidate, Bernie Sanders would make an awesome college roommate.  He’d pay your tuition, solar panel your dorm room, and you’d never have to hide your “medicinal” marijuana stash.            …

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The Elephant in the Room

November 29, 2015
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“I’m like an elephant, I never forget,” said Donald Trump. “If I remember seeing thousands of Muslims cheering in Jersey on 9/11, who’s to say it didn’t happen? You can’t fact-check memory!” “Yes, but you…

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Bipartisan Parmesan: The Cheesy Side of Politics – Lever No. 2

November 23, 2015
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Bipartisan Parmesan: The Cheesy Side of Politics – Lever No. 2

You know you’re a serious Presidential candidate when your opponents refer to you by your first name. “Carly Fiorina, Jeb Bush, Bernie Sanders and Hillary will discuss the rising cost of Parmesan and Provolone” –…

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Bipartisan Parmesan: The Cheesy Side of Politics

November 19, 2015
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Watching Republican and Democratic Presidential Debates is like watching the first inning of a minor league baseball game. Lots of foul balls, no home runs, and overcooked wieners.           Deb Martin-WebsterAfter…

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Presidential Beauty Pageant

September 12, 2015
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After giving Fiorino a low score in the “looks” department in his Rolling Stone interview, Donald Trump holds out hope for the former Hewlett-Packard CEO in the swimsuit competition. “From the neck down, she’s not…

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