Breaking: Melania to Write Memoir
Tag: Michelle Obama
Former President Obama Stars In Remake Of It’s A Wonderful Life’
Former President Obama gazed down from the icy bridge into the swirling frigid waters of the Potomac below him. In the darkness of the night the distance between him and its whirlpools seemed vast. He […]
Trump Previews 3 Point Plan To Obama
“Barry,” Trump said. “It’s Donald.” “Don’t call me that,” Obama said. “It’s demeaning. Have you learned nothing from how people react to your disrespect?” “Yeah. I learned I can say anything and still win by […]
Othello Revised Starring Barack Obama As The Moor And Hillary Clinton As Iago.
OTHELLO REWRITTEN (OUR PARDONS TO SHAKESPEARE) Note: This piece was written before the present election. Dramatis Personae IAGO- Advisor to Othello – played by Hillary Clinton CASSIO- Lieutenant to Othello, husband of Iago – played […]
Will Work For Lasagna
Bill O’Reilly said Michelle Obama was misinformed about the SLAVES that built the White House. Quoting that they were well fed and had decent living accommodations. Eh Bill . . . I think you’re glossing […]
Sound Familiar?
When questioned about the swirling accusations of plagiarism, Melania Trump replied, “I would never plagiarize someone else’s speech. I’m so very proud of my original opening statements, “Only in America can a young black man; […]
Hillary’s PantsGate
“This isn’t about Benghazi,” said Washington socialite Missy Vandercamp. “This is about Hillary’s pantsuits. They make her look like a frumpy high school principal. I tried to warn her when she first came to […]
I Would Totally Do Barack
Of course I would never do anything to hurt Michelle and the kids, or jeopardize national security, but if I was asked to, you know, do the president for the good of the people, I […]
Dutch News Calls Americans Fat and Lazy
The news report starts off “In recent news, it seems we have become as lazy as Americans and soon we will be just as fat,” Yep, that is what the Dutch are saying about us—well, […]