Trump says millions and millions of people voted illegally against him. And then there are those who wish they had.
I’ve been so busy that I completely forgot this column, which I wrote in October. But considering it mentions the election, maybe a little time was just as well. SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK It’s […]
Things to Think About When Voting 1. That guy who told you to vote early and vote often — he was hired by your cousin to get you arrested so that your cousin can get […]
When questioned about the swirling accusations of plagiarism, Melania Trump replied, “I would never plagiarize someone else’s speech. I’m so very proud of my original opening statements, “Only in America can a young black man; […]
Approaching Indiana’s May primary, I found myself full of double negatives: That is to say, I flipped a coin to determine who I least wanted to vote against. Maybe that’s not technically a double negative, […]
After his completely unexpected popularity American voters are seriously curious as to whom Presidential Candidate, Da’Chump will choose as his Vice President. After careful contemplation and consideration his choice became obvious. […]
Bobby Jindal, the Louisiana Governor who recently dropped out of the Presidential race stated in one of his speeches, “We’ve had enough of talkers. It is time for doers.” I totally agree with ya’ Bobby! […]
You gotta love Qatar. A Middle Eastern neighbor to Saudi Arabia, it has an absolute monarchy that’s been ruled by one family since the mid-19th century. It’s still illegal to criticize the leader. But unlike […]
In one week, Gwyneth Paltrow was named “Most Hated Celebrity” and “Most Beautiful Celebrity” This is what happens when you let high school girls vote.
Papa John of Papa John’s Pizza has decided that since he didn’t get his way in the election, he is going to take it out on his employees to cut his costs for healthcare. Maybe […]