“Kim Jong-un likes me best.” “My hands are smaller and daintier than Obama’s.” “Has Obama ever given Putin a sponge bath?” “Obama comes from Kenya, while I am such a true blue American I don’t […]
Some have complained that our current president, Donald Trump, appears to fail to perform the most basic functions of a president, doing nothing to safeguard the people even at times of natural disaster, mass shootings […]
Aliens: “Take us to your leader, NOW!” American People: “Sure thing, follow us!” [Huge crowds gather outside the White House. Trump greets them.] Aliens: “Are you the leader of your country?” Trump: “Yes, I’m the […]
This is inauguration month. You probably didn’t realize this, unless you’re one of the few people who followed the 2016 Presidential election. I mean, who paid attention to that? It was the single nastiest election […]
I’ve been so busy that I completely forgot this column, which I wrote in October. But considering it mentions the election, maybe a little time was just as well. SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK It’s […]
President’s Day reminds me of Valentine’s Day, so I celebrate Reagan and Bush. They were America’s best lovers. They fucked the country the hardest.
Just because the professed head of a diabolical group is taken down, this does not mean that the group itself dies. Unfettered, its evil mission can continue to be carried out by his agents and […]