How Benjamin Franklin’s Kevlar Saved America

John Adams, signer of the Declaration of Independence, Second U.S. President, and all around unpleasant guy, had this to say about America’s Independence Day: “It ought to be solemnized with Pomp and Parade, with Shows, […]

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Follow Your Leader?

Aliens: “Take us to your leader, NOW!” American People: “Sure thing, follow us!” [Huge crowds gather outside the White House. Trump greets them.] Aliens: “Are you the leader of your country?” Trump: “Yes, I’m the […]

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Fun With Inaugurations (No, not THIS inauguration!)

This is inauguration month. You probably didn’t realize this, unless you’re one of the few people who followed the 2016 Presidential election. I mean, who paid attention to that? It was the single nastiest election […]

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Celebrate President’s Day with a Valentine in Your Heart

President’s Day reminds me of Valentine’s Day, so I celebrate Reagan and Bush. They were America’s best lovers. They fucked the country the hardest.  

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