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“Even More Ways I, Donald J. Trump, Am Better than Obama”

June 14, 2018
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“Kim Jong-un likes me best.”

“My hands are smaller and daintier than Obama’s.”

“Has Obama ever given Putin a sponge bath?”

“Obama comes from Kenya, while I am such a true blue American I don’t even know where on the map of South America Kenya is!”

“A family of egrets is living in my hair. All Obama has is some mild dandruff.”

“Not only did I insult John McCain, I insulted every POW in history! Obama never even insulted John McCain.”

“Obama’s only had one wife. I’ve had three!”

Rodrigo Duterte likes me best.”

“My ears are smaller and daintier than Obama’s.”

“How many times has Obama gotten birdies back to back on Martin Luther King Day?”

“I’ll bet Obama doesn’t even look at pictures of porn stars!”

“Obama couldn’t manage a Russian Reset. I’m going to pull off a Russian Regret!”

“Wait til you hear me sing Amazing Grace!”

“Everything about me is smaller and daintier than Obama’s.”

“Obama ever found a University named after him?”

“Have you ever heard Obama say anything as bi-partisan as “There were very fine people on both sides?”

“I know how to have WAY more fun in Moscow than Obama does.”

“Sean Hannity likes me best.  But you knew that.”

 

Perry Block has just published his first book about Baby Boomer life entitled  Perry Block – Nouveau Old, Formerly Cute  It also includes parody, satire, and anything else you want.

Perry Block

I am one bummed-out Baby Boomer desperately attempting to turn back the clock through parody, satire, and anything else you want. In my time I have been a puppet, a pirate, a pauper, and a king. I would have also been a pawn but I didn’t have the SATs for it, and my career as a poet was cut short when I recited “The Man from Nantucket” at a White House Dinner. I look forward to developing a relationship with the readers of Humor Outcasts, unhealthy as it probably will be.

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