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Year: 2018

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December 31, 2018 PFHardie

I’ve never been one for New Year resolutions. The motivation behind them never lasts. I’ve always thought that if you really want to change in some way, don’t do it when everyone else is doing […]

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New Fears Resolutions

December 31, 2018 John Branning

The list I am compiling for my New Year’s resolutions Is short and sharp and focused and succinct: I vow as I negotiate toward policy solutions, I’ll never be portrayed as one who blinked. My […]

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New Year’s Traditions From Around the World

December 31, 2018 Con Chapman

In Italy, they throw old dishes and glasses out their windows.  In Latin countries, women wear yellow underwear for good luck and red for success in love.  In America, people blow noisemakers and pretend to […]

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Bill Smith uses Math to put Mason Lagart in his place…

December 31, 2018 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden
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Resolved: No New Year’s Resolutions

December 30, 2018December 30, 2018 Mark R Hunter

I don’t do New Year’s Resolutions, mostly because failing is a terrible way to start a new year. If you’re going to make a major life change, it’s usually best to do it gradually. A […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebreaking new years resolutions, Happy New Year, life, life changes, new years resolutions, resolutions, winter

How To Cheer Up a Sad Poem

December 29, 2018 Con Chapman

It is one of the most difficult problems of aesthetic philosophy: What do we mean when we say that a song or poem is sad? I’ve read Aristotle, Kant, Croce–Benedetto, not Jim–all the big names. […]

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Trump Visited By Ghosts Of Anti-Communists Past

December 28, 2018 rfreed

He was about to slumber, alone in the White House on this winter’s Christmas Eve. Melania and the boys were in Mar-A-Lago. Congress and a quarter of the Federal workforce was shut down. The few […]

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Turtle Necks

December 28, 2018December 28, 2018 Mary Mooney

Friday, December 28, 2018 Today I am grateful for turtle necks. . . not turkey necks which I seem to have instead.  I just realized it’s been five days since I’ve graced you with a […]

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New Years Resolution

December 28, 2018December 28, 2018 Roger Hollis

Holidays are almost over. Thanksgiving’s leftover turkey is all gone. Christmas presents have been purchased, opened (returned?) and the Christmas tree has dried out and is ready to be discarded. So, one day left, New […]

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“Songs of Circumcision” Brings Christian, Jewish Men Together at New Year’s

December 28, 2018 Con Chapman

BROOKLINE, Mass.  The population of this near suburb of Boston is disproportionately Jewish now, but it is also the birthplace of John F. Kennedy, the nation’s only Roman Catholic President.  “In many ways, this is the […]

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