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The Revoke’s On You

August 15, 2018
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John Brennan’s entitled to say what he’s thinking. He offers up critical speech, without shrinking. His right to speak up I will not interfere with. But access to classified stuff? That ends herewith. I claim…

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The Apprentice Becomes The Master

August 14, 2018
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I’ve called you a lowlife, I’ve called you a loser. You once were my pal, now you are my accuser. Your book makes me look like a sad demagogue; And so in response I have…

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Rocket Man-ic

August 9, 2018
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The Army and Navy; Air Force and Marines: The greatest combatants the world’s ever seen. They cover the land, sea and air – everyplace. But up until now, there was no force in space. Way…

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Wrestling With The Truth

July 26, 2018
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We’re at it once again (the overblown House Freedom Caucus). We introduced a resolution; outcome will be raucous. We want to dump Rod Rosenstein, as documents still linger. We’re tired of the DOJ all giving…

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That Seems Treasonable

July 17, 2018
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Widespread criticism of my comments; some say treasonous. People seem perplexed in understanding what my reason is. I stood there next to Putin, favoring his point of view. I gazed at him admiringly, just like…

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The T Stands For “Tantrum”

July 12, 2018
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I got off the plane and was loaded for bear; quickly launched an attack against Merkel. And then I insulted the rest of our allies while drawing them into my circle. I claimed we were…

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As Easy As ABC

July 3, 2018
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I showed up on the TV and I spoke to Stephanopoulos. Was cagey with my answers since I really wouldn’t cop to much. And let’s head off the rumors there’s a problem with my stamina:…

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Xeno-evil

June 27, 2018
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They say the third time is a charm, and I’m so glad that’s true. I pinned my hopes on version three; the SCOTUS sure came through. This is a time to celebrate, with profound vindication.…

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Darth Invader

June 25, 2018
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We’re under invasion — or haven’t you noticed? You’ve got to believe me, since I am your POTUS. They’re flooding our borders regardless of season, And this does not leave room for lovely Norwegians. They’ve…

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We’re Not Gunning For You

June 6, 2018
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We’re tasked with improving the safety in schools – but we’re not going to talk about guns. You can serve us champagne, “horsey doovers” and cake — but you can’t make us have any fun.…

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