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Big Man On Hippocampus

September 28, 2018
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I drink a lot of beer. I like beer. Beer is what I like to drink. But never once have brewskis compromised the way I act or think. Now today I sit here, asked to…

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Kava-naughty

September 25, 2018
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The chance I thought I’d get to overturn Roe versus Wade Appears to be fast-fading. Now I feel like I’ve been played. I find it quite ironic that a judge cannot get justice — Especially when…

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2020 Vision

September 20, 2018
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“America is back — and there’s so much more to do.” That’s my reelection slogan and it certainly is true. There’s no border wall to speak of, and the tax form’s still complex. I need…

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Dead Wrong

September 14, 2018
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Three thousand people are not dead. I brought them back to life, it’s said. They’ve been returned back to the living. That’s just how I am, folks — giving. Look, Manuel — here’s your abuela! I…

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Don’t Book On It

September 10, 2018
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The Woodward book’s a total Joke; I’m going to write my own. I’ll write it in between the tweets, while tapping on my phone. I’m going to write a real book; spill all the beans on Mueller.…

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Am I A Man, Or Am I Anonymous?

September 6, 2018
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I published an op-ed and called Trump “amoral.” But I’m not alone – there’s more voices: we’re choral. I’m not a left-winger; lean right on most stances. Expressed my concerns and will now take my…

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McCain and Unable

August 27, 2018
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In response to McCain tweet, the press vilified me — Now that’s he’s dead, he’s the subject of rapture. But I prefer heroes who don’t criticize me. (You already know how I feel about capture.)…

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Pleas Don’t Help Me

August 22, 2018
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News that Michael Cohen has agreed to cop a plea: Handling his finances in ways that shouldn’t be. Twenty million dollars’ worth of tax and banking frauds, But the most salacious part was payments for…

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The Revoke’s On You

August 15, 2018
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John Brennan’s entitled to say what he’s thinking. He offers up critical speech, without shrinking. His right to speak up I will not interfere with. But access to classified stuff? That ends herewith. I claim…

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The Apprentice Becomes The Master

August 14, 2018
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I’ve called you a lowlife, I’ve called you a loser. You once were my pal, now you are my accuser. Your book makes me look like a sad demagogue; And so in response I have…

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