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Monday? I’ve Got Friday On My Mind

May 1, 2018
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I’ll send Stephen Miller to check out that caravan. He won’t let just anyone through; must be Aryan. There’s two hundred people requesting asylum — They’re fleeing oppression, but I just revile ‘em. Some people…

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A Boy Named Sue Me

March 19, 2018
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I’ve got a host of lawyers who are representing me; All standing at the ready, poised for entering a plea. I’m quite well-represented for all kinds of jurisprudence: Contract law, and bankruptcy, and moral turpitudence.…

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Let Me Take A Shot At It

February 26, 2018
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You don’t know ‘til you’re tested, but I really believe I’d run into a school if shots were fired. Can you conceive How someone of my height and weight and well-known fear of blood Would…

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Applaudatory

February 6, 2018
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Getting down on one knee, he keeps telling us, is bad. And here’s some other disrespect the Prez thinks is quite sad. If you don’t applaud whenever our Dear Leader speaks, He will call that…

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Excited Gutterance

January 12, 2018
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Haiti, El Salvador, Africa – they Send all kinds of unwanted people our way. I’d much rather see folks whose background is Norse Come over to join us – they’re white folks, of course. Graham…

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The bloom is off the Omarosa

December 15, 2017
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  ‘Twas two weeks before Christmas, and toward Trump family sleeping — After fighting with Kelly — Omarosa came creeping. He told her the choice was resign or be fired; In too many contretemps she’d…

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The Infernal Verities

December 11, 2017
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          I know what the facts are, only I know all the facts. I make bold pronouncements — and see how my base reacts? It doesn’t matter whether what I say…

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Racial Slurry

November 28, 2017
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What now constitutes a “slur?” An insult hurled at him or her. (Let’s also consider this: Be sensitive to “trans” and “cis.”) It seems that nearly all agree No longer should the N-word be Used…

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A Grueling Sessions

November 15, 2017
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You probably already know my middle name is Beauregard. And, based on recent statements, you may think that I have no regard For being truthful or direct. Some pundits call it perjury. Insinuate that I…

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To have and hold on a second…

October 26, 2017
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This past Saturday, my wife offered to “put a smile” on my face. I eagerly accepted, and shortly thereafter was grinning from ear to ear after she went shoe shopping without me. Lots of long-time…

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