Author: John Branning

If you come from Mexico, or call yourself Honduran, Please step back from our border; you will have to wait your turn. Despite rights of asylum that are lawful internationally I’ll brand you as a […]

I’ve stated very clearly my belief we’d be at war With North Korea now – if not for Kim’s and my rapport. He wrote me lovely letters, laced with scent of his cologne, And I […]

The midterms are two weeks away; Let’s look at what I have to say. All pay attention to my ranting, Lack of truth there notwithstanding. It matters not if Brett drank booze. You know who’s […]

I drink a lot of beer. I like beer. Beer is what I like to drink. But never once have brewskis compromised the way I act or think. Now today I sit here, asked to […]

The chance I thought I’d get to overturn Roe versus Wade Appears to be fast-fading. Now I feel like I’ve been played. I find it quite ironic that a judge cannot get justice — Especially when […]

“America is back — and there’s so much more to do.” That’s my reelection slogan and it certainly is true. There’s no border wall to speak of, and the tax form’s still complex. I need […]

Three thousand people are not dead. I brought them back to life, it’s said. They’ve been returned back to the living. That’s just how I am, folks — giving. Look, Manuel — here’s your abuela! I […]

The Woodward book’s a total Joke; I’m going to write my own. I’ll write it in between the tweets, while tapping on my phone. I’m going to write a real book; spill all the beans on Mueller. […]

I published an op-ed and called Trump “amoral.” But I’m not alone – there’s more voices: we’re choral. I’m not a left-winger; lean right on most stances. Expressed my concerns and will now take my […]

In response to McCain tweet, the press vilified me — Now that’s he’s dead, he’s the subject of rapture. But I prefer heroes who don’t criticize me. (You already know how I feel about capture.) […]