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Author: Con Chapman

I'm a Boston-area writer, author of The Year of the Gerbil, a history of the 1978 Red Sox-Yankees pennant race, and 50 books of humor including "Scooter & Skipper Blow Things Up!" by HumorOutcasts Press. My work has appeared in The Atlantic, The Christian Science Monitor and The Boston Globe among print outlets. "Rabbit's Blues," my biography of Johnny Hodges, Duke Ellington's long-time alto sax player, was published by Oxford University Press in 2019, and was named Book of the Year by Hot Club de France. My young adult novel, "Kimiko Chou, Girl Samurai," was published by Atmosphere Press in 2021.

A Day in the Life of a Texas High School Prom Dress Coach

May 6, 2026 Con Chapman

A high school in Texas requires female students to have prom dresses pre-approved by a school coach. The Wall Street Journal As I looked out the window of my tiny, bare-bones office onto the mesquite-speckled […]

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As Dylan’s 85th Birthday Approaches, Appliance Dealers Ask “What If?”

May 5, 2026 Con Chapman

HIBBING, Minnesota.  As tributes marking Bob Dylan’s 85th birthday appeared in the national news today, word spread around this town of 17,000 in northeastern Minnesota that its most famous local musician was being celebrated for […]

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My Dark Horse Run for the Bad Sex in Fiction Award

May 4, 2026 Con Chapman

It’s hard out there–to coin a phrase–for a guy who’d like to quit his day job and write.  You look for any advantage you can get.  A few weeks ago I read about a guy […]

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Feminist Gift-Shopping is Man’s Work

May 2, 2026 Con Chapman

High school graduation time is here, which means that over-achieving young women across America are preparing for the next phase of their lives–matriculation (which is not as painful as it sounds) at an expensive four-year […]

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Papal Budget-Busting

May 1, 2026 Con Chapman

Pope Francis ordered officials to get the Holy See’s budget under control after a doubling of the deficit. The Wall Street Journal “Pope, Al Weiskopf, Amalgamated Widget-Tech, damn glad to meet ya.” It’s Friday, and […]

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March to End Sweater Pilling Fights Tragic Fashion Problem

April 30, 2026 Con Chapman

WESTLAND, Mass.   Arlene Douthat used to feel, in her words, as if she was “all alone” in dealing with the difficulties she faced in life.  “There was nobody I could turn to,” she says as […]

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Literal-Minded Women and the Men Who Love Them

April 29, 2026 Con Chapman

There was, above all the others, Nora.  Because of our shared history of kidding around, I could make her break up across a conference room just by lifting an eyebrow at the right moment in […]

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As Decorating Tastes Change, Naugas Make Comeback

April 27, 2026 Con Chapman

PAMPA, Texas.  Duane Dunham hasn’t had a day off in two weeks, but the twenty-two-year-old native of Hereford in Deaf Smith County isn’t complaining.  “It’s great to be workin’ agin,” he says in his flat, […]

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“Clear-Eyed Soul” Singers Find Fans Among Jaded Listeners

April 26, 2026April 26, 2026 Con Chapman

BOSTON.  It’s 2 a.m. on a Sunday morning, but Jason Evritz is hard at work at Permanent Records, where the early morning hour translates into less expensive studio time for his new album.  “I’ll sleep […]

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Happy Hairball Awareness Day

April 24, 2026 Con Chapman

It’s Friday, and I’m “working” remotely from home.  There’s just me and two cats, Rocco and Okie, three sullen males grunting our way through the day–as usual–while the wife’s out shopping for essential items.  Milk, […]

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