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Author: Con Chapman

I'm a Boston-area writer, author of The Year of the Gerbil, a history of the 1978 Red Sox-Yankees pennant race, and 50 books of humor including "Scooter & Skipper Blow Things Up!" by HumorOutcasts Press. My work has appeared in The Atlantic, The Christian Science Monitor and The Boston Globe among print outlets. "Rabbit's Blues," my biography of Johnny Hodges, Duke Ellington's long-time alto sax player, was published by Oxford University Press in 2019, and was named Book of the Year by Hot Club de France. My young adult novel, "Kimiko Chou, Girl Samurai," was published by Atmosphere Press in 2021.

The Boulevard of Broken Memoirs

September 19, 2026September 19, 2026 Con Chapman

It’s fall, which means that people who are fortunate enough to take summer vacations are back in Boston, eyes-bright-and-coats-shiny like golden retrievers in dog food commercials.  They’re tanned, rested and ready to take on the […]

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WASP Diversity Officer Faces Suspicion, Prejudice

September 18, 2026 Con Chapman

ROXBURY, Mass.  Schuyler Colfax III is a member of minority group whose reputation has been sullied by the boorish habits of its less reputable members, and he struggles against the stereotypes that have resulted.  “I’m […]

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Moi et Stendhal

September 17, 2026 Con Chapman

Sitting around the house, listening to dialogue CDs to brush up on the high school French I learned from Madame Clooney when who should call but my old friend Marie Henri Beyle, or as he is […]

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Fear of Female Security Guards

September 16, 2026 Con Chapman

It’s Wednesday, “hump” day. You probably know the feeling I get at this point in the work week; you get up early every morning, day after day, go to work, tap on your keyboard, yell […]

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One Dirty Old Man’s Bucket List is Only Skin Deep

September 15, 2026 Con Chapman

BRYN MAWR, Pa.  Doug Dickerman was a man who, until six months ago, seemed to have it all.  A good job, two high-achieving kids in college, and a wife–Meg–who tolerated his tendency to defer life’s pleasures.  […]

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As Faulkner’s Birthdate Nears, Mailmen Ask “What If?”

September 14, 2026 Con Chapman

OXFORD, Miss. This college town of approximately 19,000 was once home to William Faulkner, one of the greatest novelists of the 20th century, but before he became famous, Faulkner was postmaster at the University of […]

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The Red-Blooded Boy’s Guide to Fashion Week

September 12, 2026 Con Chapman

When I was growing up–I know, that begs the question–if I wasn’t gigging frogs or shooting marbles I used to wile away my idle hours hanging out at my father’s business.  What boy doesn’t want […]

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Me and My Big Gutta-Percha Mouth

September 11, 2026 Con Chapman

It was one of those unpleasant things that is best endured in silence and without complaint.  I had had one prior experience with a root canal so I knew what the . . . ahem […]

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Study Finds Widespread Irony Deficiency Among WASPs

September 10, 2026 Con Chapman

WESTLAND, Mass.  It’s 3 p.m. on a Thursday, milk and cookies time at the Shady Lane Nursery School in this upscale suburb of Boston, but the pre-schoolers here are under observation by more adults than […]

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Future Karens of America Helps Girls Adjust to Others’ Incompetence

September 9, 2026 Con Chapman

KALAMAZOO, Michigan.  Yesterday was Jenny Banazak’s first day of fourth grade, but an observer of the little girl as she walked into class might be forgiven for thinking it was her mother Chloe who was […]

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