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Author: Con Chapman

I'm a Boston-area writer, author of The Year of the Gerbil, a history of the 1978 Red Sox-Yankees pennant race, and 50 books of humor including "Scooter & Skipper Blow Things Up!" by HumorOutcasts Press. My work has appeared in The Atlantic, The Christian Science Monitor and The Boston Globe among print outlets. "Rabbit's Blues," my biography of Johnny Hodges, Duke Ellington's long-time alto sax player, was published by Oxford University Press in 2019, and was named Book of the Year by Hot Club de France. My young adult novel, "Kimiko Chou, Girl Samurai," was published by Atmosphere Press in 2021.

Falling Out of Trees Over Jane Goodall

July 28, 2026 Con Chapman

 Jane Goodall observed that male chimpanzees fall out of trees twice as often as female chimpanzees, and that all the falls over ten meters involved males. Sex and War, Malcolm Potts and Thomas Hayden Be […]

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My Close Brushes With Fame

July 27, 2026 Con Chapman

Whenever I get tired of depressing news stories about overpaid fat cat CEOs, I turn to the sports pages for relief. There you can return to the lost innocence of youth and find depressing sports […]

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Fun in the Sun With Broccoli Sprouts

July 26, 2026 Con Chapman

Volunteers who lathered themselves with extract of broccoli sprouts avoided skin damage from ultraviolet radiation. USAToday.com NAPLES, Florida.  This sun-drenched town on the west coast of Florida is home to more retired Fortune 500 CEO’s […]

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“Re-Gifted” Children Get Second Chance to Disappoint

July 25, 2026 Con Chapman

WESTLAND, Mass.  Twenty-year old Todd Blinstrup, Jr. is, in the words of his mother Elaine, the “spitting image” of her mother, a former stewardess who at the age of 89 retains the striking good looks […]

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Moi et Baudelaire in the Back Seat on Vacation

July 24, 2026 Con Chapman

I first encountered Charles Baudelaire as a sophomore in college when I read Les Fleurs du mal, and to say that dawn broke on Marblehead, as the expression has it here in Massachusetts, would not […]

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Pediatricians Recommend Helmets, Picking Up Ball for Youth Soccer

July 23, 2026 Con Chapman

ELK GROVE, Illinois.  With enthusiasm for soccer running at all-time highs due to the successful completion of the 2026 World Cup matches played in the U.S. this summer, pediatricians hope to capitalize on the surge […]

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Hair-Brained Evolution

July 22, 2026 Con Chapman

Hair likely played a significant role in evolution by protecting the first modern humans and their developing brains from the blazing sun. The Wall Street Journal The sun was high in the sky and so […]

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Next Time You Want to Lose Money, Call Me First

July 21, 2026July 21, 2026 Con Chapman

The business news story of the year so far is that IBM shareholders lost $69 billion last Tuesday after the company issued a profit warning that customers may be shift from software to artificial intelligence. […]

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Injuries Few in Annual Running of the Cats

July 20, 2026 Con Chapman

SOMERVILLE, Mass.  When this suburb of Boston decided to become a “sister city” with Pamplona, Spain a decade ago, few realized what it would mean for the many cat-owners who live here. El gato de […]

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A Day in the Life of a Water Cop

July 19, 2026 Con Chapman

Some California water districts have resorted to deploying “water cops” to nab flagrant offenders of new water rationing restrictions, which effectively starve lawns of water. The Wall Street Journal I was sitting in an unmarked […]

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