Score Toilet Paper
Saturday, April 18, 2020 Today I am grateful to score toilet paper! Not only did I score, but I scored “the bear”. You know which one. The little guy in the commercials who has a […]
Author: Mary Mooney
From cranking hair in my Midwestern town of Sheboygan, Wisconsin, to eastern Pennsylvania, to three years writing for large hotels in Jakarta, Indonesia, humor has been my constant.
Hairdressers
Wednesday, April 1, 2020 Today I am grateful for hairdressers. I used to be one, so I guess I’m grateful for me today, too. Look, let’s face it! When things open up and we are […]
Fat Tuesday!
Tuesday, February 25, 2020 Today I am grateful for Fat Tuesday! Finally, I have my day, the day of all days, when I can be fat without judgement or disapproval! And because I live in […]
Old-Time Washing Machine
Today I am grateful for old-time washing machines. I absolutely hate that all of my new “smart” appliances are smarter than me. All of them! But today I’m pissed off at the washer. You know […]
Real or Fake
Today I am grateful for full disclosure. Maybe too full. You judge. Or don’t judge. Cuz we are all too judgy these days. Or is it just me? Himself and I were very excited […]
Do-Over-Days
Today I am grateful for do-over-days. OMG, before 7:30 a.m. I was already so agitated that I thought I might pop a blood vessel. Why? Himself, who needs to use the facilities several times […]
My Hero. . .Himself!
Today I am grateful for my hero. . .Himself! Did he rescue puppies from a storm grate? Nope. Did he run into a burning building to save me? No, thank God, cuz I’d probably argue […]
Amusement Park Rides
Today I am grateful for amusement park rides. But you are not going to catch me on one. Ever. Not ever. So don’t look for me dangling from a broken cable on a bungie ride […]