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From cranking hair in my Midwestern town of Sheboygan, Wisconsin, to eastern Pennsylvania, to three years writing for large hotels in Jakarta, Indonesia, humor has been my constant.

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October 28, 2020October 28, 2020 Mary Mooney

Wednesday, October 28, 2020 Today I am grateful to be popular!  Boy, based on the amount of friend requests I’m getting lately I’m as popular as the girl who put-out at prom, who gave herself […]

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Designer Shows

August 23, 2020August 24, 2020 Mary Mooney

  Sunday, August 23, 2020 Today I am grateful for home designer shows.  Oh boy.  My house is all wrong.  Totally wrong.  I have way too much color, fluff and absolutely NO clean, straight lines.  […]

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Score Toilet Paper

April 18, 2020 Mary Mooney

Saturday, April 18, 2020 Today I am grateful to score toilet paper!  Not only did I score, but I scored “the bear”.  You know which one.  The little guy in the commercials who has a […]

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Hairdressers

April 1, 2020April 1, 2020 Mary Mooney

Wednesday, April 1, 2020 Today I am grateful for hairdressers.  I used to be one, so I guess I’m grateful for me today, too.  Look, let’s face it!  When things open up and we are […]

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Fat Tuesday!

February 25, 2020 Mary Mooney

Tuesday, February 25, 2020 Today I am grateful for Fat Tuesday!  Finally, I have my day, the day of all days, when I can be fat without judgement or disapproval!  And because I live in […]

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Old-Time Washing Machine

February 4, 2020February 5, 2020 Mary Mooney

Today I am grateful for old-time washing machines.  I absolutely hate that all of my new “smart” appliances are smarter than me.  All of them!  But today I’m pissed off at the washer. You know […]

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Real or Fake

January 14, 2020January 14, 2020 Mary Mooney

Today I am grateful for full disclosure.  Maybe too full.  You judge.  Or don’t judge.  Cuz we are all too judgy these days.  Or is it just me?   Himself and I were very excited […]

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Do-Over-Days

November 10, 2019November 10, 2019 Mary Mooney

Today I am grateful for do-over-days.  OMG, before 7:30 a.m. I was already so agitated that I thought I might pop a blood vessel.  Why?   Himself, who needs to use the facilities several times […]

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Crazytown

October 10, 2019October 10, 2019 Mary Mooney

Today I am grateful for Crazytown.  And I live there.  I swear it is never a dull moment in the lives of Himself and me.   I made the mistake of taking him to the […]

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Talking

September 29, 2019September 29, 2019 Mary Mooney

Today I am grateful for talking.  I’m a talker, Himself not so much.  I like to talk.  I work through things by talking, he works through them internally.  I make him crazy, he makes me […]

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